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Life is full of unexpected scenarios. What if you're lost and your phone dies? What if the deli is giving away free sandwiches, but you only have two hands and one mouth? Those are the only scenarios we can think of, because we're really hungry for a sandwich, but fortunately, our Best-Selling Tech Bundle Giveaway accounts for both situations. We are giving away a bunch of useful stuff that you'll use every day, and entering the contest is absolutely free. And if you're not one to leave life up to chance, you can still just buy the individual items in the Cracked Shop. Here's what you could win:
Nomad Ultra Rugged Universal Cable
Much like all of your prior relationships, your generic charging cable will eventually lose its spark. However, the Nomad Ultra Rugged Universal Cable is made from Kevlar and durable PVC, making it one romance that is built to go the distance. It also features a clever adapter mechanism that supports Lightning for iOS, micro USB, and USB C connections. Get it here for $34.95.
Mous Limitless Ultra-Slim iPhone Cases
Your phone screen is about as fragile as a high school boy's confidence, and every time you drop your phone, it's like he's getting rejected for a prom date. This is a problem, because the smartphone is now vital to humanity, and humanity tends to be all thumbs. A Mous Limitless Ultra-Slim iPhone Case will drastically reduce any impact when you inevitably drop your phone or hurl it across the room after losing a game of Angry Birds. You can pick one up from our store for $34.99.
LimeLens Universal Smartphone Camera Lens Set
No matter what advances are made in photo editing or Instagram filter technology (yes, even the puppy ears), the best way to step up the quality of your photographs will always be with better optics. The LimeLens Universal Smartphone Camera Lens Set gives you three different glasses that work with almost any device -- macro, wide angle, and fisheye. These lenses come with a carrying pouch and are available here for $39.99.
The Ballistic Backpack
Despite how much lint they seem to collect, your pockets are not wormholes to a vast infinite universe. However, the pockets in the Ballistic Backpack might just be. The Ballistic Backpack is made from super-strong nylon and has pockets in pockets. Try wrapping your mind around that one. Grab one of these durable packs for $125 and never run out of places to put your stuff again.
Bragi Dash Truly Wireless Smart Earphones
Wearable tech has definitely been a boon for personal fitness, but until humanity merges with machines on a more permanent basis, you're stuck adorning yourself with more smart armbands and toe trackers than you know what to do with. The Bragi Dash Truly Wireless Smart Earphones takes all of that gear and packs it into one, tracking your fitness and even playing your music, all without a smartphone. Pick 'em up here for 35 percent off -- just $192.
Martian mVoice Victory Smart Watch
Considering the pastel colors and blocky shapes of their products, most smartwatch companies have seemingly taken their design cues from a toddlers toy chest. If you're looking for a device that reliably sends notifications and actually looks like a watch, check out the Martian mVoice Victory SmartWatch. It integrates with all major voice assistants like Siri and Alexa, is just $99.99 from the Cracked Shop, and looks like something an adult would actually wear.
Mophie Powerstation 8X Battery Pack
This year's crop of new smartphones might be capable of some out-of-this-world VR tricks (and some truly Orwellian facial recognition), but the trend toward ever-thinner devices means it could be a while before we start seeing significant improvements in battery life. Fortunately, Mophie picked up the slack with a power bank which can charge your phone eight times over, while still only being about a half-inch thick. Grab the Mophie Powerstation 8X Battery Pack for $79.95.
You can also try to win everything listed here (a $604 value) by entering the Best-Selling Tech Bundle Giveaway for free. May fortune smile upon your soul!
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