eBay Loves Kate Moss

Well apparently Kate Moss was the most popular celebrity on eBay in 2007, with 30,481 items relating to her sold on the internet auction site.

Wow. that's an odd stat, but i will accept it as true for two reasons. I got it from Starpulse and they are never wrong, but, more importantly, because I own all 30,481 items. 2007 was a busy year for me. Here's some of my favorite purchases:

A Kleenex used and discarded by Kate Moss containing mucuus, cocaine, and what's left of her septum.

An autographed copy of a self-help book entitled "Why Woman Who Aren't Nearly As Beautiful As Some People Say They Are, But Still Attractive, Date Some Of The Most Hideous Men On The Planet, Specifically, Pete Doherty"

A piece of watercress she nibbled on from 1993-1996

A break-up letter to Johnny Depp reading, in part, "Piss Off you TV loser. You'll never be a big star like me."

And, perhaps my favorite, a picture of Kate's famous Obsession print ad with a special sexy message:

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