A Tactical Military Flashlight will prepare you for all kinds of reconnaissance and search missions, while the military-grade materials keeps your light source safe. Their 500-lumen LEDs provide visibility up to a mile, and lightweight aluminum housing can take a heavy beating. This pack contains two, ensuring that even in life-and-death scenarios, two people can read Archie Comics at a time. They come with a carrying case and cost just $17.99.
1HYDRO Series Filtration Bottle
Drinking from the river is usually not a healthy decision unless you've got a microscopic filter, like the one built into this 1HYDRO water bottle. This vessel uses activated charcoal and antibacterial beads to remove nearly all traces of waterborne bacteria, so that no water source you come across is wasted. Grab a 1HYDRO Series Filtration Bottle for $100 off retail, only $29.99.
Surviv-All Outdoor Knife
Every survivalist knows that the two things you need to get through any situation are a sharp blade and a roaring fire. Also some toilet paper. But the knife and the fire are the important things. This combination camp knife and sheath / multitool contains emergency paracord, an integrated sharpener, and a fire starter to help you tame the wilds. Usually $45, you can get it from our store for $32.99.
Mother Nature quakes with fear at the mere mention of your name. You eat five dozen raw eggs as a midnight snack, and went as Teddy Roosevelt for nine straight Halloweens. Punch a shark or two and wear your Male Pattern Badness with pride.
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