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ANTOP is a digital antenna that gives you HD-quality access to free over-the-air TV signals without having to mount a gigantic ugly dish and a forest of cables on your roof. With a range of 60-70 miles, you can install the ANTOP out in the boonies and still pick up a crisp, clear signal. And you don't need to worry about buying multiple antennas, because the ANTOP can feed a signal to several different televisions at the same time in full HD. (Also, in case you were wondering, HD is the good one.) The ANTOP AT-402B normally sells for $164.99, but you can click here to take 51 percent off and get it for $79.99. Use the above code to bring the total down to just $67.99.
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Tune into live HDTV without shelling out for streaming or cable with this Indoor HDTV Antenna, and watch your favorite TV shows as they air. You know, like Great-Grandma used to do. This slate-shaped antenna gives you access to both HD television and digital signals, so you can pick up local, national, or regional TV no matter what invisible beams of energy they're using to broadcast. Plus, the included Velcro patches allow you to easily mount the antenna almost anywhere, in case you have a mounted television or limited free space in your entertainment center. Normally it sells for $38, but you can click here to take 63 percent off and get one for $13.99. Use the discount code above to drop the total price to just $11.89.
The ANTOP AT-4000 4K/Ultra HD TV Antenna casts a majestic net of invisible glory into the ether, catches high-quality television signals, and then beams them to every TV in your house. The AT-4000 supports HDTV, 1080p TV, and 4K Ultra HD, so you'll always be watching the best picture available. It also supports VHF and UHF signals, in case you've got an older TV or your local channels don't offer a particular show in HD.
Plus, it installs easily either inside or outside of the house, with UV coating and weather-resistant finish to protect it from harsh sunlight and the whims of the elements. It's one of the best digital TV antennas on the market, and if you're tired of shelling out for cable and streaming services, the ANTOP AT-4000 is a no-brainer. Normally it sells for $129.99, but you can click here right now to take 38 percent off and get one for $79.99. Use the above code to bring the price down even further to just $67.99.
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