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Coffee is one of the most highly discussed liquids on Earth, ranking right up there with beer, whiskey, the stuff inside glow sticks, and the weird egg smoothie Bastion's dad makes at the beginning of The NeverEnding Story. True coffee aficionados do not simply "have a cup of joe" out of a "mug" like some kind of normie. They craft a beverage that must be sipped, noshed, and even savored.
That's why we're highlighting the Wilfa Precision Automatic Coffee Brewer. The Wilfa carefully temperature-controls the water and ratios to produce the perfect cup every time. Since a famous barista artist designed it, you can be sure that's it's the type of kitchen-piece that will impress even the most, uh, let's say "fussy" (obnoxious) of your hipster friends. You know the one we're talking about. He has an ironic Bart Simpson tattoo and picks karaoke songs that no one has ever heard of. That guy is gonna be blown away.
Normally $349.99, you can buy the Wilfa in the Cracked Shop right now for just $84.99. Get it in a sleek silver aluminum for just $99.99.
Prices are subject to change.
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