We're not sure exactly how comic book Walter White gained his super powers. Did he fall into a vat of his own chemical concoction? Was he bitten by a radioactive Gale? Other science magic? Nobody knows. And that's why, if you wear this T-shirt, you can write whatever origin story you want. And eventually, you can be the one to create the New Mexico Avengers with The Incredible Walt, Captain Cook, Zombie Tuco, and S.A.U.L. ("Super And Usually Lying") That's a billion-dollar franchise right there.
Remember life before all of the government hacking and WikiLeaks and internet espionage? Remember when the only hack you had to know was up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start? We sure do. Take this T-shirt and remind people of a simpler time.
"Thank you," they'll say, the misery gone for the first time in years.
"I'M PLAYING TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT? CHRIST," you'll justifiably scream back.
Am I being watched?
It's possible. So you might want to burn your TV and rub salt on your webcam, or whatever that weird website told you to do to prevent hacking. Most of all, you might want to check out what the Cracked Store has to keep people from peeping on your business.