It's available in red, black, and blue -- all the colors of a bruise, we're just now realizing. Wear it with pride, and if we ever see you in a diner wearing it, we can't promise that we won't launch into a six-hour deconstruction of the storied adventures of Bill & Ted.
Your New Ideas Should Meet Our Money
Seriously. We'd get along really well. Because most of our non-After Hours T-shirts were designed by people like you. People who maybe aren't even that amazing at Photoshop, but had such good ideas that we helped bring them to that next killer level. We've got a whole forum thread for your image-based japes, where we keep our T-shirt design contests, and a home for your random ideas too. No experience necessary, only a good idea Photoshopped into being. Destiny (and our $500) awaits.
Our Weekly Dose of Envy
Let's be honest: Nobody has a monopoly on rad ideas. There are a lot of them spread between our team and your brain, but it's not like that covers everything worth wearing. We scour the Internet weekly for the latest, greatest new shirts that other people beat us to, and jealously/kindly gather our five favorites in this space. Here's the new batch. May they inspire you to come up with something new that's as cool as that Marty portrait.