Becoming a doctor isn't easy nowadays. You need four years of medical school, three years in residency, and whatever the heck the last season of Scrubs was about. Not to mention the countless years you have to spend traveling through space and time completing various intergalactic quests. Then tack on rising insurance premiums eating your paycheck, and suddenly power-sawing through an alien's gut hardly seems worth it anymore. But while the life of a doctor is no longer what it used to be, you do come away with a deeper appreciation of the human condition. And isn't using lines like that to get laid what being a doctor is really all about?
All the BB-8 hype aside, there's nothing like going vintage. We've turned everyone's favorite old-school droids into some old-school audio equipment, and we think the mash-up is as harmonious as a John Williams composition over a space backdrop. The odds of you not enjoying this shirt? 3,720 to 1. We did the math, we swear.