No, that's not a photo of a man stuffing a pigeon's backgina full of pills. That's a pigeon with a backpack full of ecstasy that was captured by police as it was winging its way to the most badass rave in the treetops. The eminently trainable pigeon is apparently also cool with tiny accessories, and just wants to ensure our party time is all it can be. It's the Saint Bernard of Phish concerts.
In an effort to protect the rights of the birds, the police didn't confirm whether this little fella was captured with glowstick-covered wings while giving blowjobs in a warehouse, but I think it's safe to assume that yes, that happened and this cutest drug mule was giving mad beak to whoever wanted some. Because that's what a pigeon laden with ecstasy does. So there's a cute bird story to forward your aunt.