Remember that weird "Hello Kitty" thing from a couple years ago? The year before, she put out an arguably stranger video for a song called "Rock N Roll." It appears to somehow be a ripoff of Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" (even though this came first), in that it features a bunch of badass females pretending to be comic book action heroes while winking at the camera the whole time, but it pretty much fails completely at being a parody. It opens up with her tongue-in-cheekily exclaiming that her new Sony phone is ringing, ignoring the fact that Sony actually sponsors product placements in all her videos. So how is that a joke? That was just product placement that was somehow even more annoying.
Anyway, at one point she fights a BearShark, because get it? Sharknado or something.
If this doesn't become the new "Thanks, Obama!" we have failed as Americans.
In one scene, Avril and her friend find an evil bug-man in a restaurant hiding behind a mustache. He throws a baby at her, which she smashes in the face with a food tray. After momentarily being slowed down by a lobster left on the floor, the two heroines and their alcoholic dog chase down the bug-man and drunk-drive headfirst into a tree. The women lament the dog's untimely death and then make out. I swear to fucking god none of that was a joke.