It's even easy to add color and scent. I'd suggest a red or black to accentuate the darkness of the night, and a nice wood scent to remind your beloved of the outdoors. Actually going deep into the woods at the witching hour tends to be discouraged by society and park wardens, but a subtle oak or pine scent will let your beloved know that you wish you could be outside beneath a fresh moon.

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It's okay, though. You'll be there again soon.

Finally, remember that how you arrange your candles is just as important as how you make them. If you scatter them around all willy-nilly, your beloved won't be impressed by your lackadaisical attitude toward you relationship. But if you take the time to arrange them in a simple yet elegant pattern, you'll give your chamber a power that it would otherwise lack. It's the little details that make the difference between an evening of disappointment and an evening of triumph.

"Guilt Is My Boyfriend" really says it all with the title. I feel terrible about what I've done every single day, and I want to get that right out in the open.

With guilt established, "Yr Property" tells my beloved how I view our relationship. The lines "You're superior" and "You control me" make it clear just how much this relationship means to me. Continuing, "You're corrupt / you deform me / you own me / I worship your authority" perfectly sums us up the way a good mixtape track should.

Now that our past relationship has been explored, this song lays out my hopes for the future. "The bringer of everything is here to stay" says all I could possibly hope to about what I want the coming years to look like.

I included this track for two reasons. In terms of theme, it establishes how I'd feel if my apology was rejected: heartbroken, to say the least! Also, I think one of the biggest mixtape mistakes is neglecting instrumental tracks. While you shouldn't load the entire mix with them, sometimes the right instrumental can say more to your beloved than any lyric ever could.

In addition to each track flowing into the next thematically, they also flow musically. That's essential, and that's why so many guides recommend assembling more songs than you need. You'll have to make some tough choices while editing, but that will give you a much stronger tape that really gets your message of love and devotion across. If you want to go the extra mile, you can even give you mix a name and some cover art. I called mine Passion. Check it:

A coy smile from across the room can also speak volumes. Whether it's in a coffee shop, a bar, or your own apartment, a smile can silently say so much about your intentions. Physical contact is potent as well. I don't mean that you should grab their arm and make a scene, but do something gentle. A stray hair brushed away from their face, a rustle of cloth across their mouth ... a light touch can cause someone to let their guard down and become open to all sorts of ideas.

But your most seductive weapon is your vocabulary. Start slow and subtle with a simple compliment like "That shirt really brings out your eyes" or "I sense that you have a strong and virile spirit." If they respond positively, get more flirtatious. Lean in close so they can feel your breath on their ear as you whisper "I'd love to continue this somewhere private" or "The potential of your body and mind intrigues me." If you're feeling saucy and the mood seems right, you can even explicitly reference the act you have in mind. Try "As great as you look in that outfit, I bet you'd look even better out of it" or "Would you like to show the cosmos the power of flesh?" Don't get mad at me if that backfires, though!

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A good, simple alternative is "I sense desire. Would you like to learn what I desire?"

WikiHow also suggests sensually feeding your partner. Whether you're offering them a strawberry, a chocolate, or a sip of wine, it will taste special because it's coming from you. Just one bite from your fingers, and they won't be able to resist you. And remember, a big part of seduction is confidence. Be passionate and self-assured, and your beloved will be more impressed with you than you ever dreamed of. And don't forget to have a little fun out there, too! Life's too short and scary to not enjoy yourself.

Taking your relationship back to the physical level is tough. No matter how many times you've done it, it can be nerve-wracking if it's been a while, or if your relationship has changed since the last time you made the flesh bond. You just have to try to relax, and remember that you're an adult who's done this successfully countless times.

If you're nervous, it's best to start with the basics. No matter how intimate you are, protection is crucial. The ropes must be drawn tight for your beloved, lest the flesh escape. The sheets must be wrapped tight, lest the fluid escape. The chamber must be sealed tight, lest the children hunger. This is not their night. This is yours.

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They'll have theirs soon enough.

Start slow. Savor the moment. You want your beloved to come after you've worshiped them, not after you've merely gone through the motions. It will be more satisfying for you both if you don't rush to the conclusion. Take pleasure in the little things -- the first touch of skin, the first item of clothing removed, the first drop spilled. The little things are what make life.

Remember to use your voice. Again, it's the most underrated power you possess. Your everyday speech can become incredibly alluring with just a little added huskiness or ecstasy. A line as simple as "Soon you'll come for me, my beloved," "The universe itself will shudder at the memory of what we do here tonight," or "Ia-ia! Shub-Niggurath! The Thousand Young call for your return!" can hold incredible power if you speak it in the right tongue.

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Don't be shy about introducing toys, either.

Equally important to the act itself is the aftermath. It's easy to fall asleep after the ecstatic climax of your exhausting efforts, but simply remaining and basking in your success with your beloved is a way to show her that you care about the quieter moments. Just rest and watch your beloved's mouths pant and drip slime as she recovers from her orgasmic return to your heart and plane. Watch her countless goat legs writhe in pleasure and anticipation of your future acts. Witness her dark young spill out of her endless orifices to devour the remaining flesh. Listen as she speaks in a blasphemous, impossible speech of her promise to reward your love by eating you alive and vomiting you back out into an immortal form that can serve your beloved for all known and unknown time. It's the simple things that truly strengthen a relationship and prepare it for the eons that you'll spend together.