Ever hear a movie title like Basting The Frog Lick and wonder what the hell they could possibly be talking about? Did they overhear a batshit-insane homeless person screaming random phrases at fire hydrants and decide, "Eh, why not?" Well, it turns out that if a movie is based on a book, there's a pretty good explanation for those seemingly nonsensical phrases. For instance ...
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This should have resulted in years of therapy.
Sometimes it's just a matter of making the US Department of Defense look, like, REALLY cool.
Actual impending doom like global climate change or mass extinction just makes people bored.