14 Hanna-Barbera Jokes That Really Got Our Goat

14 The Jetsons: Mr. Spacely Assigned George to Solve Future Y2K

Mr. Spacely: Jetson! Thank goodness you’re still here! I’ve got some good news and some bad news...

George Jetson: What’s the bad news, Mr. Spacely?

Mr. Spacely: We’ve discovered a very dangerous computer virus that you have to stop right away!

George Jetson: But that could take months! By the way... what’s the good news?

Mr. Spacely: The good news is, I don’t have to do it! Bye now!

13 Yogi Bear: The Average Bear Isn’t Exactly a Mensa Candidate

Yogi Bear: I’m so smart it hurts.

Boo Boo: Uh, you’re standing on the soldering iron.

Yogi Bear: OR IT’S THAT! 

12 The Flintstones: Fred’s Hard Day

Wilma: Look at me Fred, I’m calm.

Fred: Why shouldn’t you be? Your wife isn’t having a baby.

11 Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Velma Stays Cool, Calm and Collected

Velma: There’s a very logical explanation for all this.

Shaggy: Quick, tell me.

Velma: The place is haunted.

10 Wacky Races: Mere Feet From the Finish Line, Dick Dastardly Is Met With a Moral Quandary

“No, Muttley, we can’t win fairly! We’re villains, ergo we have to cheat!”

9 The Smurfs: Natural Smurfling Basically Gave First Aid to Godzilla

Papa Smurf: Nature Smurf, this time your love of animals has gone too far.

Natural Smurfling: I can’t help it, Papa Smurf. Azrael got his foot caught in one of Gargamel’s traps. I couldn’t just leave him there to die.

Papa Smurf: Okay, but as soon as his foot is better, then back he goes. Understand?

8 Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventures: A Citrus Conundrum

Ted: Bill, I just have one question for you.

Bill: What is it, Ted?

Ted: What color is an orange?

Bill: Ted, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name! Just like a lemon.

7 The Jetsons: R.U.D.I. Was an A.I. With an Elon Musk-esque Sense of Humor

George Jetson: Ready, R.U.D.I?

R.U.D.I.: R.U.D.I’s ready.

George Jetson: Alright, what are my chances of getting a two-week vacation this year?

(R.U.D.I prints out a card)

George Jetson: “Your weight is 168 pounds.” I don’t get it, what’s my weight got to do with getting a vacation?

R.U.D.I.: Fat chance.

6 The Flintstones: Barney Gets Philosophical During a Card Game

Fred: Barney, what would you do if you were holding the queen alone?

Barney: I don’t know, Fred, it all depends on what time the king gets home.

5 Yogi Bear: This Is Some Top-Notch Wisdom

“I don’t think we do get smarter as we get older, I just think we run out of stupid things to do.”

4 Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Assuming You Know the Catchphrase of Famous Ventriloquist Señor Wences Was ‘S’aright,’ This Is Hilarious

Shaggy: Uh oh. Like, which way did they go?

Disembodied Skull: They went that-a-way.

Shaggy: Oh, thanks, man.

Disembodied Skull: S’aight.

3 The Smurfs: Never Follow Papa Smurf to a Second (or Third) Location

Brainy Smurf: Is it much further, Papa Smurf?

Papa Smurf: Not much further, my little smurfs.

Jokey Smurf: Is it much further, Papa Smurf?

Papa Smurf: Not much further, my little smurfs

Grouchy Smurf: Is it much further, Papa Smurf?

Papa Smurf: YES, IT IS!

2 You See, the Addams Family Thinks That Anything Bad Is Good, and Anything Good Is Bad

Gomez Addams: Race you to the swamp, last one there’s a fresh egg!

1 2 Stupid Dogs: Classic Dog Logic

Little Dog: What is it?

Big Dog: Can’t tell.

Little Dog: Wanna eat it?

Big Dog: Yup.