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Some of the best stuff from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal.
06.30.2009
FLESH EATING CLOCK HOLY SHIT! [Engadget.]Thanks to Bingo Fent in the Mirth Canal.
A rap tribute to the King of Infomercials. [Huffington Post]
See how rednecks get it done: [There, I Fixed It.]
Angelica Dynasty has quite possibly our favorite stripper name ever. [Gorillamask]
Top 5: Movies That Scare Guys. [Ask Men]
WoW freakout in the key of Yakety Sax. [College Humor]
10 Most Awkward High School Yearbook Photos Of Heavy Metal Stars. [Funk Jelly]
A day-trip to Planet Freud. [ Life on Snaiad]
Thanks to Verminator in the Mirth Canal.
15 Hot Women with Over-Achieving Guys. [Uncoached]
10 Thriller Videos You Haven't Seen. [Liquid Generation]
10 Topless (Uncensored) Moments in Adult Swim (NSFW). [Adult Swim]
This was acceptable when you were five. Not so much now. [I Am Bored]
Two girls. One Cone. [The Blemish]
A superficial analysis of Wimbledon. [Asylum]
COED'S Comprehensive Guide to SFW Boobs (NSFW). [Coed Magazine]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: In memory of Billy Mays: The Most Commonly Used Infomercial Pitches.
06.26.2009
Thanks to ninja in the Mirth Canal.
Bruno strips for Conan. [Huffington Post]
Sarah Lyons owns lots of revealing bathing suits. [Gorillamask]
"These judges need to die. Wait, why are you arresting me?" [Ask Men]
Captain Kirk forgets what movie he's in. [College Humor]
15 Tattoos That Will Prevent You From Getting Laid. [Whip It Out]
Johnny Depp: dreamy AND generous. [ Yahoo! Movies]
Thanks to Bender_Is_Great in the Mirth Canal.
Ridiculous rap battles. [Uncoached]
Michael Jackson performs his first moonwalk. [Liquid Generation]
Every Transformers sketch from Robot Chicken. [Adult Swim]
Amazing foul ball catch with a pizza box. [I Am Bored]
Awkward family portraits. [Asylum]
210 WTF Were They Thinking Tattoos. [Coed Magazine]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: An in-depth analysis of the groin attack.
06.23.2009
Kid freaks out when mom cancels WoW account: [College Humor]
Conservative rappers. It's as terrible as it sounds. [YouTube ]
Thanks to Jabberbody in the Mirth Canal.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at Bonnaroo. [Huffington Post]
Perez Hilton punched right in the face. [Yahoo News]
Thanks to Kendall in the Mirth Canal.
Better than LeBron (seriously, this shit is nuts). [I Am Bored]
Remote controlled SR-71 Blackbird: Greatest Toy Ever. [Fark]
Kid doesn't know how to eat ice cream. [College Humor]
Be your own deadbeat parent: [Adult Swim]
The greatest magician in the world. [Liquid Generation]
Asylum turns the tables on Megan Fox. [Asylum]
A 41 Photo Tribute to the Hair Bra. [Coed Magazine]
Kristen Deluca knows the dangers of swimming near the jetty. [Gorillamask]
Top 10 Toughest Gay Characters: [Ask Men]
7 Repulsively Un-Cute Baby Animals. [Lemondrop.com]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Non-culinary uses of the coconut
06.19.2009
The Watchmen finally confront Dr. Manhattan. [College Humor]
The dinosaurs from Jurassic Park saying "hey." [YouTube ]
Thanks to Sputnik in the Mirth Canal.
Colbert figures out how to turn the most badass moment of the Obama presidency into a murder allegation. [Huffington Post]
1943 guide to hiring women: "General experience indicates that "husky" girls are more even tempered." [Super-Solutions.com]
Thanks to ominousoat in the Mirth Canal.
Today's WTF commercial brought to you by Gaviscon. It's like a bunch of firemen came in your mouth. [Fark]
Kids' Chorus Sings Lady Gaga: "Just Dance" never seemed so endearing. [College Humor]
Fire employees straight to Hell. [Adult Swim]
10 Sexiest Animated Women [Liquid Generation]
The "Vinnie Jones Will Find You and Destroy You" Diet. [Asylum]
Tennis Star or Porn Star: The Audio Game [Coed Magazine]
Theresa Graziadei is good at washing cars. [Gorillamask]
A celebrity sex tape that's actually worth watching? [Ask Men]
Toy Movies: David Lynch's Koosh Ball promises to be an Oscar contender. [Atom.com]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The history, and physics of flipping for it.
06.16.2009
50 Movies hidden in a single painting. [EmpireOnline.com ]
Thanks to Djavo in the Mirth Canal.
Will Arnett Talks Bringing Down GM, Plays Air Guitar To "Law & Order" [Huffington Post]
Cop pulls an ambulance over. [KTUL News]
Thanks to easilyconfused in the Mirth Canal.
Facebook Vanity URL Destroys Friendship (Pic). [I Am Bored]
10 Bizarre Statues of Naked Dudes [WhipitoutComedy]
Weird Al's new video and Doors tribute, "Craigslist" [Fark]
Farfield County Library Re-opening Ad: Featuring Bookzilla, Ohio's only 3-story, fire-breathing, car-crushing book. [College Humor]
Hank Hill vs. The Hippies [Adult Swim]
Another terrible advertisement courtesy of the South. [Liquid Generation]
Guess the Famous Dad -- Lesser-Known Celebrity Nepotists [Asylum]
The 20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2010 (That Aren't Sequels or Remakes) [Coed Magazine]
The Most Simultaneously Loved/Hated Movies of the Decade [Unreality]
Either this is a nude beach or Marisa Matthews is really into semantics [Gorillamask]
Megan Fox is single! Your masturbation fantasies just got .00000001% more realistic! [Ask Men]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Moonshine by Country.
06.12.2009
The tasering tirade continues with someone's grandma. [Huffington Post ]
Thanks to Wickbam.
Conan's efforts to fit in with Hollywood continue. [Huffington Post]
Cobra Commander is a lonely, lonely man. [YouTube]
Thanks to easilyconfused in the Mirth Canal.
Samantha Harris poses seductively on a beach, and on what appears to be the set of the Jerry Springer show [Gorillamask]
That hot chick from that girl band does an interview. Sexiness ensues. [Ask Men]
Turns out Megan Fox isn't real. Sorry, guys. [College Humor]
Killer kittens. Cute, cuddly, killer kittens. [Adult Swim]
Wipe our ass using our hand? Fuck that. [Liquid Generation]
Children's toys that will ultimately result in Child Services being called. [I Am Bored]
High school girl diagnoses her own disease... during class. [Asylum]
In honor of Puerto Rican day: Attractive half-naked women of Puerto Rican descent [Coed Magazine]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Corngate. Those Kiwis are nuts about their corn.
06.09.2009
A collection of video clips that reveal celebrities to be terrible people [The Mirth Canal ]
Thanks to David Wong.
Conan's Telenovela: Noches de Pasion [Huffington Post]
Crazy Gideon's (The Greatest Sales Pitch Ever) [YouTube]
Thanks to nchammer326 in the Mirth Canal.
Snuggies in Summer Movies [Screen Junkies]
Leah Dizon is good at laying on stuff [Gorillamask]
The Upside of Malaria [Ask Men]
Benny Hill's Bobby Cops File Their Police Reports [College Humor]
The Top 10 Uncensored Topless Moments on Adult Swim (NSFW, especially if you're a cartoon) [Adult Swim]
The 10 Craziest Celebrity Trainwrecks [Liquid Generation]
Passive-aggressive parents (PIC) [I Am Bored]
Deadliest Catch Survival Guide--Could You Cut It?[Asylum]
Facebook Circa 2004: WTF Screenshots [Coed Magazine]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Darien Gap: The reason you can't drive to South America.
06.05.2009
The master of fucking with authority figures via email follows up his seven legged spider drawing with ["The Ducks Are Not Mine"]
Thanks to JiminyJetson in the Mirth Canal.
Conan creates his own tabloid photo [Huffington Post]
Darth Vader in Love [Four Parts on You Tube]
Thanks to Citizen Snipped in the Mirth Canal.
Nintendo had the filthiest presentation at E3 [YouTube]
Christine Marie's top seems like it would be very difficult to keep on in the water [Gorillamask]
MILFs are no longer cool [Ask Men]
The Facebook Rap [College Humor]
Live action ATHF! [Adult Swim]
Guy makes wolverine claws; totally fucks up a box [Liquid Generation]
Professional Wrestling Has Really Gotten Gay [I Am Bored]
Guy rides a zebra to the bar [Asylum]
13 Most Awesomely Offensive Bruno Moments [Coed Magazine]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Evolution of the horse: From fox-sized forest dwelling creatures to Man-o-War
06.02.2009
Conan's first Tonight Show had more funny moments than Leno's entire run [Huffington Post]
If your parents name you Bella Valentine you have no choice but to look great in your underwear [Gorillamask]
10 Irritating Cartoon Characters [Ask Men]
When you've got a stump for an arm, you might as well make it into something even more terrifying to children. [College Humor]
The 10 Best Family Guy side characters [Adult Swim]
Or if you're old fashioned (and high): 10 Funniest "Trips" from The Simpsons [Liquid Generation]
Creepiest Taxidermy Pose Ever [Pic]. [I Am Bored]
Dumb injuries you can blame on Twitter. [Asylum]
Super Strongman Is Super Strong [Coed Magazine]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Just-world phenomenon
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