5 ‘90s Icons Who Have Not Had a Great Year
2023 wasn’t the best year for some celebs we first met three decades ago.
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0 14 Funny, Weird or Insane Lies That Blew Up in Peoples’ Faces
Learn from these liars’ mistakes
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‘Santa Clauses’ Actress Casey Wilson Says That Working With ‘Bitch’ Tim Allen Was the ‘Single Worst Experience I’ve Ever Had With A Co-Star’
The ‘Saturday Night Live’ alumna says that Allen's on-set demeanor deserves a lump of coal
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The 100 Greatest ‘SNL’ Holiday Sketches
One hundred holiday sketches? Cracked readers must have been very good this year
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The Best of Live-Action ‘South Park’
Fans choose the greatest moments of un-animated comedy from the ‘South Park’ canon
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Some of the best stuff from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal.
06.30.2009
FLESH EATING CLOCK HOLY SHIT!Thanks to Bingo Fent in the Mirth Canal.
A rap tribute to the King of Infomercials.
See how rednecks get it done:
Angelica Dynasty has quite possibly our favorite stripper name ever.
Top 5: Movies That Scare Guys.
WoW freakout in the key of Yakety Sax.
10 Most Awkward High School Yearbook Photos Of Heavy Metal Stars.
A day-trip to Planet Freud.
Thanks to Verminator in the Mirth Canal.
15 Hot Women with Over-Achieving Guys.
10 Thriller Videos You Haven't Seen.
10 Topless (Uncensored) Moments in Adult Swim (NSFW).
This was acceptable when you were five. Not so much now.
Two girls. One Cone.
A superficial analysis of Wimbledon.
COED'S Comprehensive Guide to SFW Boobs (NSFW).
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: In memory of Billy Mays: The Most Commonly Used Infomercial Pitches.
06.26.2009
Thanks to ninja in the Mirth Canal.
Bruno strips for Conan.
Sarah Lyons owns lots of revealing bathing suits.
"These judges need to die. Wait, why are you arresting me?"
Captain Kirk forgets what movie he's in.
15 Tattoos That Will Prevent You From Getting Laid.
Johnny Depp: dreamy AND generous.
Thanks to Bender_Is_Great in the Mirth Canal.
Ridiculous rap battles.
Michael Jackson performs his first moonwalk.
Every Transformers sketch from Robot Chicken.
Amazing foul ball catch with a pizza box.
Awkward family portraits.
210 WTF Were They Thinking Tattoos.
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: An in-depth analysis of the groin attack.
06.23.2009
Kid freaks out when mom cancels WoW account:
Conservative rappers. It's as terrible as it sounds.
Thanks to Jabberbody in the Mirth Canal.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at Bonnaroo.
Perez Hilton punched right in the face.
Thanks to Kendall in the Mirth Canal.
Better than LeBron (seriously, this shit is nuts).
Remote controlled SR-71 Blackbird: Greatest Toy Ever.
Kid doesn't know how to eat ice cream.
Be your own deadbeat parent:
The greatest magician in the world.
Asylum turns the tables on Megan Fox.
A 41 Photo Tribute to the Hair Bra.
Kristen Deluca knows the dangers of swimming near the jetty.
Top 10 Toughest Gay Characters:
7 Repulsively Un-Cute Baby Animals.
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Non-culinary uses of the coconut
06.19.2009
The Watchmen finally confront Dr. Manhattan.
The dinosaurs from Jurassic Park saying "hey."
Thanks to Sputnik in the Mirth Canal.
Colbert figures out how to turn the most badass moment of the Obama presidency into a murder allegation.
1943 guide to hiring women: "General experience indicates that "husky" girls are more even tempered."
Thanks to ominousoat in the Mirth Canal.
Today's WTF commercial brought to you by Gaviscon. It's like a bunch of firemen came in your mouth.
Kids' Chorus Sings Lady Gaga: "Just Dance" never seemed so endearing.
Fire employees straight to Hell.
10 Sexiest Animated Women
The "Vinnie Jones Will Find You and Destroy You" Diet.
Tennis Star or Porn Star: The Audio Game
Theresa Graziadei is good at washing cars.
A celebrity sex tape that's actually worth watching?
Toy Movies: David Lynch's Koosh Ball promises to be an Oscar contender.
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The history, and physics of flipping for it.
06.16.2009
50 Movies hidden in a single painting.
Thanks to Djavo in the Mirth Canal.
Will Arnett Talks Bringing Down GM, Plays Air Guitar To "Law & Order"
Cop pulls an ambulance over.
Thanks to easilyconfused in the Mirth Canal.
Facebook Vanity URL Destroys Friendship (Pic).
10 Bizarre Statues of Naked Dudes
Weird Al's new video and Doors tribute, "Craigslist"
Farfield County Library Re-opening Ad: Featuring Bookzilla, Ohio's only 3-story, fire-breathing, car-crushing book.
Hank Hill vs. The Hippies
Another terrible advertisement courtesy of the South.
Guess the Famous Dad -- Lesser-Known Celebrity Nepotists
The 20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2010 (That Aren't Sequels or Remakes)
The Most Simultaneously Loved/Hated Movies of the Decade
Either this is a nude beach or Marisa Matthews is really into semantics
Megan Fox is single! Your masturbation fantasies just got .00000001% more realistic!
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Moonshine by Country.
06.12.2009
The tasering tirade continues with someone's grandma.
Thanks to Wickbam.
Conan's efforts to fit in with Hollywood continue.
Cobra Commander is a lonely, lonely man.
Thanks to easilyconfused in the Mirth Canal.
Samantha Harris poses seductively on a beach, and on what appears to be the set of the Jerry Springer show
That hot chick from that girl band does an interview. Sexiness ensues.
Turns out Megan Fox isn't real. Sorry, guys.
Killer kittens. Cute, cuddly, killer kittens.
Wipe our ass using our hand? Fuck that.
Children's toys that will ultimately result in Child Services being called.
High school girl diagnoses her own disease... during class.
In honor of Puerto Rican day: Attractive half-naked women of Puerto Rican descent
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Corngate. Those Kiwis are nuts about their corn.
06.09.2009
A collection of video clips that reveal celebrities to be terrible people
Thanks to David Wong.
Conan's Telenovela: Noches de Pasion
Crazy Gideon's (The Greatest Sales Pitch Ever)
Thanks to nchammer326 in the Mirth Canal.
Snuggies in Summer Movies
Leah Dizon is good at laying on stuff
The Upside of Malaria
Benny Hill's Bobby Cops File Their Police Reports
The Top 10 Uncensored Topless Moments on Adult Swim (NSFW, especially if you're a cartoon)
The 10 Craziest Celebrity Trainwrecks
Passive-aggressive parents (PIC)
Deadliest Catch Survival Guide--Could You Cut It?
Facebook Circa 2004: WTF Screenshots
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Darien Gap: The reason you can't drive to South America.
06.05.2009
The master of fucking with authority figures via email follows up his seven legged spider drawing with
Thanks to JiminyJetson in the Mirth Canal.
Conan creates his own tabloid photo
Darth Vader in Love
Thanks to Citizen Snipped in the Mirth Canal.
Nintendo had the filthiest presentation at E3
Christine Marie's top seems like it would be very difficult to keep on in the water
MILFs are no longer cool
The Facebook Rap
Live action ATHF!
Guy makes wolverine claws; totally fucks up a box
Professional Wrestling Has Really Gotten Gay
Guy rides a zebra to the bar
13 Most Awesomely Offensive Bruno Moments
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Evolution of the horse: From fox-sized forest dwelling creatures to Man-o-War
06.02.2009
Conan's first Tonight Show had more funny moments than Leno's entire run
If your parents name you Bella Valentine you have no choice but to look great in your underwear
10 Irritating Cartoon Characters
When you've got a stump for an arm, you might as well make it into something even more terrifying to children.
The 10 Best Family Guy side characters
Or if you're old fashioned (and high): 10 Funniest "Trips" from The Simpsons
Creepiest Taxidermy Pose Ever .
Dumb injuries you can blame on Twitter.
Super Strongman Is Super Strong
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Just-world phenomenon
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