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« on: June 30, 2009, 05:57 AM »
JESUS FUCKING PISS WE'RE DOOMED
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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2009, 06:22 AM »
What is it with inventors trying to realize dystopian nightmares lately?  Didn't these assholes even see the Matrix?
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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2009, 09:43 AM »
Simply put.  Aaaaaand we're boned. 
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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2009, 10:00 AM »
Quote from: From that website
The pair offers an alternative design fueled by mice


What the fuck. How is that not considered animal cruelty? Are the mice dead before use?
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2009, 10:18 AM »
I bet the mouse version would run on baby rabbits (the most plentiful source of renewable biological energy known to man). No material goes to waste, not even the tears.
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2009, 10:23 AM »
Here's the guys' who made it press images page. Apparently a clock that runs off the living could only be made after spending countless hours of research trying to make machines that feed on people's heads.
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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2009, 10:38 AM »
What in the hell is a practical application for a clock that runs on meat!?

These are the same guys who will say "Why don't we mount a chaingun on it's arm?" right before the enslaving begins...
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« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2009, 11:07 AM »
The carnivorous alarm clock seen here with its inventor.



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« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2009, 12:24 PM »
First the blood-powered fuel cell. Now this.
I, for one, take comfort in the fact that the robots now have the option to devour us in a faster and more merciful way.
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« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2009, 04:06 PM »
This is just further proof that science has been hurdling further away from humanity since the atomic bomb
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