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« on: June 23, 2009, 02:28 AM »

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Hilton said he got into an argument with band members Fergie and will.i.am at the Cobra nightclub early Monday morning and was punched outside by Polo Molina, the band's tour manager. They were at the club following a Sunday night video awards show.
Molina turned himself in and has been charged with assaulting Hilton, Toronto Police Constable Tony Vella said. Molina is due in court Aug. 5.

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Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, complained about the incident on the microblogging site Twitter. He tweeted at 4 a.m.: "I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."
Hilton, who is openly gay, said in interview with The Associated Press that he called will.i.am a "faggot," a gay slur, inside the club after the musician told the blogger not to write about his band on his Web site.
"He was like 'You need to respect me.' He was in my face. He was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me," Hilton said. "I was like 'I don't need to respect you. I don't respect you and I did say this, and I knew that it would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him because he was acting the way he was. I said 'You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot.'"

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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2009, 02:40 AM »



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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2009, 02:44 AM »

I do find it strange that he twittered for help rather than phoning for help. you know... using 911? the number you call when you want to talk to police? When you're bleeding and your first thought is starting up the intertubes that's probably not a good idea unless you're learning how to remove a bullet from PWOT's forums.
Also I hadn't ever heard of Perez Hilton before this but coming from this he seems like an attention whore. Can anybody refute/confirm this?
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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2009, 02:50 AM »

Nah, I don't think you're gonna find anything showing that.
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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2009, 02:53 AM »

But sometimes the goal isn't to make a right to begin with.
Molina could be a lefty.
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« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2009, 03:37 AM »

I do find it strange that he twittered for help rather than phoning for help. you know... using 911? the number you call when you want to talk to police? When you're bleeding and your first thought is starting up the intertubes that's probably not a good idea unless you're learning how to remove a bullet from PWOT's forums.
Also I hadn't ever heard of Perez Hilton before this but coming from this he seems like an attention whore. Can anybody refute/confirm this?

Do you see an attention whore here?



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« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2009, 03:38 AM »

Nope.  Just one sexy lady.
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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2009, 03:40 AM »

Nope.  Just one sexy lady.

That's a new low, even for you. I just...what the hell, Nktalloth. What the hell.
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« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2009, 03:49 AM »

perez hilton could disappear and only the people who deserve the same fate, would care.

worlds most useless person right here folks. paris, move on over bitch.
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« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2009, 03:51 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2009, 03:54 AM »

I read this earlier today and I thought it was Will-i-am who called Perez a faggot. Because that would make sense. It's only now that I realise it was the other way around. And that doesn't make any fucking sense at all.
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« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2009, 04:08 AM »

I read this earlier today and I thought it was Will-i-am who called Perez a faggot. Because that would make sense. It's only now that I realise it was the other way around. And that doesn't make any fucking sense at all.

I typed in the words "Is will I am gay" into google and this was the first result.
If he's got his own page on a gay blog, it may start making a little more sense. But then again, i'm sure every male celebrity has wound up on one.
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« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2009, 04:37 AM »

I really wish someone had taped this, so that it could be put up on youtube and played in slow motion like that Buzz Aldrin video.
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« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2009, 05:08 AM »

perez hilton could disappear and only the people who deserve the same fate, would care.

worlds most useless person right here folks. paris, move on over bitch.

Look, we don't need that in here. You didn't come posting in a We all Love Perez thread. You got to come harder then with just a comparison to Paris Hilton. I swear to god I'm gonna bench you if you keep up this penny ante shit.
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« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2009, 08:58 AM »

Just because I'm slow, humor me:

Did you just threaten to bench press someone? I think that might be awesome, but I'm not sure.
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« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2009, 09:05 AM »

It's no joke; Kendall benched me once because I threw a rock at his dog and I was super-seasick for like three hours because of all the up-and-downery.
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« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2009, 09:25 AM »

No doubt you got what you deserved.
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« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2009, 09:30 AM »

Here's a pic of his "injury".



If the guy was going to punch him and get charged for it he may as well have got his money's worth.

Hilton probably get's worse on an average Saturday night at the Blue Oyster Bar.

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« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2009, 09:51 AM »

Jeez, Willdotidotam, not only did you punch a guy, you almost made him cry, too.  I can see his lower lip trembling from here.
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« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2009, 09:57 AM »

Hell, Will punched the guy so hard that all of the reports of the incident say that someone else did it.
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