I am the Editor of Cracked.com. Hi.
My real name is Jason Pargin, and I have a horror novel called John Dies at the End coming out in September of 09.
http://www.johndiesattheend.com
Before this I spent eight years as the creator and editor and webmaster and head writer for pointlesswasteoftime.com. I also am the author of the retarded horror novel John Dies at the End, coming this fall from St. Martin's press and soon to be a major motion picture. Eventually.









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