15 Brian Regan Jokes for the Hall of Fame

“The lamest crime is loitering. You imagine a guy with a 30-page rap sheet that’s all loitering. What do you do with a guy like that? Throw him in jail, where he can’t go anywhere?”

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Common Beliefs That Make Disasters Worse (with Jason Pargin)

Common Beliefs That Make Disasters Worse (with Jason Pargin)

Governors slam Trump's call to 'liberate' states where protesters object to coronavirus restrictions

Protesters rally for NC to reopen. One woman arrested for violating governor's order.


The government shutdown spotlights a bigger issue: 78% of US workers live paycheck to paycheck

40% of Americans don't have $400 in the bank for emergency expenses: Federal Reserve

The decade of 'millennials killing' things has come to an end, but it wasn't the generation's fault in the first place

How Much Does a Wedding Cost?

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3 Emoji With Awesomely Bizarre Origin Stories

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