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It’s no longer Morbin’ Time
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Jason Pargin
Alex Schmidt
On this episode of The Cracked Podcast, Alex Schmidt is joined by New York Times-bestselling author Jason Pargin (pen name David Wong) for a close look at mistakes society needs to stop making now, and stop making always. Alongside that, they'll explore ways you can help people survive this coronavirus thing, just by being thoughtful.
Footnotes
Zoey Punches The Future In The Dick, by David Wong
Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits, by David Wong
5 Common Beliefs That Make Disasters Worse
An Announcement From Jason 'David Wong' Pargin (He Does Not Die At The End)
A Paradise Built in Hell, by Rebecca Solnit
Coronavirus: Stock markets suffer worst quarter since 1987
Georgia Gov. Disregards Trump Criticism, Moves Ahead With Plans To Reopen Businesses
These States Are Reopening Amid Coronavirus Pandemic
These States Are Reopening Amid Coronavirus Pandemic
Trump quarantine of New York would accomplish little, experts say
Escape From New York is an urban nightmare waiting to come true
Chris Kyle and American Sniper
Misleading reports of lawlessness after Katrina worsened crisis, officials say
The Great Quake: 1906-2006 / The dynamite disaster
Military expenditure globally today
Donald Trump Says Migrants Bring 'Large Scale Crime and Disease' to America
Governors slam Trump's call to 'liberate' states where protesters object to coronavirus restrictions
Protesters rally for NC to reopen. One woman arrested for violating governor's order.
The government shutdown spotlights a bigger issue: 78% of US workers live paycheck to paycheck
40% of Americans don't have $400 in the bank for emergency expenses: Federal Reserve
1 Way To Make An Emoji/Apple Podcasts
1 Way To Make An Emoji/Spotify
1 Way To Make An Emoji/Stitcher
3 Emoji With Awesomely Bizarre Origin Stories
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