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« on: June 18, 2009, 11:58 AM »

It would sound like this
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2009, 12:01 PM »

Hey.
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2009, 12:03 PM »


been trying to meet you...
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 12:49 PM »

Hhmm..
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009, 01:23 PM »

The best part was when all the dinosaurs went "Hey"
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2009, 01:26 PM »

The one at :53 clearing his throat was the best, hands down.
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Does not compute.


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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2009, 04:28 PM »

Alternatively titled: Jurassic Park: Queerosaurus Rex.

Maybe some Jewish ones there too. Hey lady.
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2009, 07:07 PM »

If only one of them asked "What's goin' on, guys?".
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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2009, 07:26 PM »

0:18 made me shit my pants...   thats cool and all, i just wish i hadnt decided to watch this while at work!
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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2009, 11:31 PM »

Oddly, this video has changed my basic understanding of velociraptors from
"efficient, heartless killing machines"
 to
"passive-aggressive dance club patrons with absolutely no regard to the personal space of others".



I'm not sure if I like this change.
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2009, 12:47 AM »


been trying to meet you...

Must be a devil between us, or whores in my bed, whores at the door, or whore in my bed. 
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