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It's Thanksgiving weekend. We're tired. Give us a break.
5 Ways to Get Rich Without a Single Discernible Skill
Though, we like to think being a sperm donor is kind of a skill. If it wasn't a skill, how come we're so good at it?
Notable Comment:Mr_Hym wonders "And how exactly are you gonna donate sperm?" Oh, okay, oh boy. This...This shouldn't be our responsibility, this is really something your parents or health teacher should teach you. But, uh...when a man loves himself- like, really loves himself- and he wants to earn some money for...Yikes, we'll send you a pamphlet or something.
COKE PRESENTS COKE GAME! COKE!
The 10 Least Subtle Product Placements in Video Game History
This never would've happened if the fine folks behind delicious Sierra Mist were in charge.
Notable Comment: Holy Crap, these comments make it seem like "Cool Spot" was the highest selling game of all time. Yeesh.
The 15 Most Completely Useless iPhone Apps
"Look, sales are low and iPhones are already pretty stupid. What I'm wondering is, can we make them more stupid? Also, charge more money?
Notable Comment:N-Cognito says "WhyTF does the lightsaber app have a picture of General Kota? That guy is barely a jedi. Seriously, he stops being a jedi when he gets his eyes gouged out even though seeing without your eyes is the first thing a jedi learns. What a loser," and he is in no way being ironic. And this is hilarious.
5 Most Insane Versions of Thanksgiving Around the World
Kind of makes our idiotic holiday look less idiotic by comparison, right? No? Whatever. Happy Thanksgiving.
Notable Comment:In what will surprise no one who has spent any time reading comments, Wallsy bitches in an absurdly over-the-top manner, this time about our use of the word "welp." He claims we meant "well," though we respectfully disagree. Eat dick. We know what we meant to say.
6 Things You Didn't Want to Know about World of Warcraft
"WOW" as in World of Warcraft and "Wow, I can't believe you people waste so much time on this ridiculous game."
Notable Comment: Our fans know an embarrassing amount about World of Warcraft, which makes us very, very sad.
Sometimes Innovation is a Bad Thing
This is why O'Gorman will never make it in the candy business.
YOU YOU YOU!
20 Bond Devices That Didn't Make the Cut
We're practically giving money away! Wait, not practically. Totally. We're totally giving away money to people, people with mediocre to decent Photoshop skills. People like you. Wouldn't you like to be a person like you? This week, you can be by entering our latest contest, Most Tasteless Holiday Decorations.
2058: The year man finally captures God
I'll take that one.
What the fuck is that?!
Oh, a lesbian couple.
Jolly green giant during his awkward teenage years...
"Hi, I'm an IBM"
"And I'm a Commodore 64"
There were no survivors.
Here, I think this fell out of your.... Ummm, you dropped this sir.
You know son, there was a time when a white man and a silver man weren't even allowed to use the same bathroom.
Let's sit in the back row, but not next to each other, people might think we're fags.
Little Tammy gasped in horror. It was the water spout that killed her family and now it was back for her.
I feel a great disturbance in the force...as if a million voices cried out in pain and fear at once...
Opening night at Club InyourEndor
.... and THIS little piggy started an orgy.
Where do you put the coins!?!?!
For as much as people love them, the 'Star Wars' movies have gotten rather awkward from time to time.
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.