Mudslingshot
I feel a great disturbance in the force...as if a million voices cried out in pain and fear at once...
CaptainCarl
Unknown to most people, some storm troopers left the dark side to join the 'colorful' side.
badonia
TK421 respond. what is your status? Ummmm fine, we're all fine. we had a minor 3 day gay sex & karoke thing but we're all fine now. how are you?
ava_adore
After the destruction of the Death Star Darth and the last three remaining Storm Troopers struggled to survive by doing odd jobs... Darth's really let himself go there...
MillsC9
Goddammit Jimmy; we're all supposed to be storm-troopers... you're making us look like idiots!!!
darkwolf
Vanilla Ice's"Go Vader, Go Vader, Go" was not as successful as the "Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go"
Xsin13
Alright guys lets make this our best performance. Its down to just us and the Power Rangers backstage.
Leaf
After attending talent night on the Deathstar, Lord Vader was forced to reconsider his stance on not allowing women on board.
lazerpointer
o/` A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that Because I ain't no hollaback trooper! I ain't no hollaback trooper! o/`
Leaf
"Luke, these are your brothers..... Handsome boys, aren't they?... Don't look at me like that, Luke. I'm your father, damn it. I don't mean it in a weird way... Even if I did, you're the one who kissed your fuckin' sister, you hypocrite."
War8nt
I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can." "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
Xsin13
Pictured proof that there is a difference between the Deathstar and your parents basement.
mastermidget23
ya know at first i thought it was a salute too but im fairly certain the guy on the left is trying to blow his brains out.
jdb121999
Captain Mar-vellous in the back didn't know if he was disgusted, or REALLY turned on.
HikariShadow
After the destruction of the Death Star, the troopers were forced to do more questionable occupations to raise funds for a second one.
bobleponge
if a stormtrooper helmet is the least ridiculous thing you're wearing, you're in trouble.
sferrari17
The real question is...why is Hilary Clinton in the back with a blue suit and face paint?
jfudge
with skywalker and his spirit team now outta the picture, vador and the V-Squad finally get a chance to win at "the galaxy's best dance crew"
Tripster2001
No matter where you are in the universe one thing remains true: Each strip club will have one fat chick.
kagezan
One of these guys is not like the others...one of these guys just doesn't belong...in spandex, ever.
microhendy
Luke: Aha! Apparently it was a good idea to attack the DeathStar in the middle of the night.
deaved_wrath
Me, Mark, and Clint will beat the shit out of the fans, Jonas can stand in the back and act like a scared fag, and Brian? He'll distract everyone with his fly dance skillz.
Daytman
The "Empire's Strongest Man" contest didn't have a great turn-out, but competition was stiff.
shaker28
This was actually supposed to be the band playing in the updated cantina scene.
Daytman
The "Empire's Sexiest Man" contest didn't have a great turn-out, but competition was stiff.
Xsin13
Can their shirts really be called "wife-beaters" if their guaranteed to never even get a date?
markrrose
The current recession hits a galaxy far far away....and it's even more powerful than the force.
hardwood2
After the explosion of the Death Star Darth Vader and his closest goons went into the world of Boy Bands, This is the untold story of Darth and the Goober Fish
malfecious
The origional ending for 'Phantom Menace' was cut for some unknown reason....
OxySnake
Hoping to show everyone how they've changed, the High Schools Sci-Fi club founders 5 year reunion spectacular failed on every level.
WLTwitch
As bad as this is, it's still sexier than the six old fat chicks dressed up as Slave Leia.
haefi
After Clone trooper performances like this all over the universe, no woman ever dated Jango Fett again.
monkeyboy
this was actually how the wars started,but lucas said that this was way to unbeliveable
Leaf
"Luke, these are your brothers..... Handsome boys, aren't they?... Don't look at me like that, Luke, I don't mean it in a weird way... Even if I did, you're the one who kissed your fuckin' sister, you hypocrite. Don't address me in that tone. I'm yo
bobleponge
Joe would always regret trying to send his Star Wars DVDs and gay porn collection through the matter transporter at the same time.
powerbot99
FAIL.jpg Its nice to know that no matter how much you fail in life you can't fail this much.
phoenixblaze319
Pictured (from Right to Left): Lonely Star Wars Nerd, Karate Star Wars Nerd, Self-Conscious Star Wars Nerd, George Lucas.
dying_in_back
Finally, with the help of the most advanced in CGI and showtunes, George Lucas' vision is realized.
Wazula
"Hey sailor, wanna dance?" "These aren't the tricks you're looking for." "These aren't the tricks we're looking for."
trance.stimuli
It's every fangirl's dream to be involved in a storm trooper gang bang...
cschwaj
Preperation for the Clone Wars was going fine, until they made copies of the copies...
darkwolf
The Village poeple when they were "The empire dancers", background dancers for "The Darth Vader Rap" music video.
Swaimfan
The minions tried to carry on as normal, but the emperor's new clothing scheme really ruined their image.
MrTweek
Honestly, I think the best part of this photo is the use of fog. You know, to set the mood. Or is it to block the view...
milkycoffey
The others oddly accepted Frederick even though he didn't have the right clothes or the suaveness that they had
badonia
"would you guys just listen to me! wife beaters, storm trooper masks & spandex wilget us laid. i promise this time!"............"huh? why yes. i am in fact still on the meth"
Xsin13
There is nothing big enough to stuff your jock strap with when your wearing spandex and a Storm Trooper mask.
Sourcookies
George Lucas's idea to turn Star Wars into a karate franchise was destined to fail
sofaking
Somewhere...beyond endor, somewhere in the galaxy, my lover stands on golden dunes!
Xsin13
The Power Rangers watched in horror as the gyrating mass of loser stripped them of their trophy.
Fearofgirls
Darth Vader watched on in horror as his once mighty stormtroopers disgraced themselves. Also, he waited for his scene.
Luckybuk777
Billy the Blue Ranger was ashamed and glad he got back stage tickets to the Star Wars Cabaret
liamdapyro
After the fall of the empire, the stormtroopers found other means of employment.
Batman?
"WHAT HAPPENED?!" "I'm sorry Lord Vader. We just about had them, but we ran on stage, YMCA came on, and... oh we all got caught p in the moment...
Dr.Pepper
STORMTROOPER LEFT: "We did it!" VADER: "Don't get cocky, kid!" STORMTROOPER RIGHT: "Too late. Tuck it in, man! There are children present!"
krondore
It was then that Jim realized he had walked into the wrong kind of strip club...
Warbz
Vader and the Storm Troopers really let themselves ago after the Death Star fiasco.
ScHyZ
Ok guys does this suit makes me look gay? be honest... I'm really self conscious about that stuff...
Arber
darth vader gets his drones to look in his closet for jedi warriors before going to sleep
Drunktoad
In the later years - Vader really let himself go and had to enlist groups of young storm troopers to satisfy his various 'appetites'
Drunktoad
what makes this brutal is that Mark Hammill can be found lurking in the shadows, still wearing the clothes he was given from the bluntman & chronic movie
Drunktoad
This is what happens when you let someone who's cost efficient book the evenings entertainment for the bachelorette's party
Prometheusand
Personally I'm weirded out by the singer guy in the backround more then then the helmeted guys.
julesrules
Hey! That little blue man in spandex is being crushed between Darth and the Stormtrooper! We need a Wookie extraction pronto!
lazerpointer
Who the hell just called us Clone troopers??? We are STORM troopers God dammit!
Nottoohappy
Well, they have been in space for a really long time and there aren't any female stormtroopers, I don't know why everyone is acting so surprised.
tiggyfriddys
And the Billy had been afraid that his blue spandex jumpsuit would make him look gay
vaginica
wen i said i wanted 'troopers' at my bachelorette party, this is EXACTLY what i had in mind.
bobleponge
Joe, tired of always being called the "fat" stormtrooper, prepares to bodyslam his bandmates.
CardCraze
Dealing with budget cuts, George Lucas makes the best of what he has. Not Pictured: Cameraman #5 as Luke Skywalker.
alkfuel66
Of COURSE this is going to get us laid tonight. Well.... except for maybe Robert, he is wearing a black mask and he's overweight. Us three are good though, yeah we're good.
SuperHappyLime
The after party after they finished the death star. Too bad its abput to get blown up!
Hechtor31
"Man, Joe really put on a couple pounds since they promoted him." "Well, he's been flying around in a TIE Fighter, eating Cheetos. What do you expect?"
steeltesseract
alright ill do big arms james and aaron karate poses jeff jeff what the f are you doin. white shorts......you know what the outfit is supposed to be
holeintheboxers
If you think storm troopers in their underwear is disturbing, just wait until they bring out "au naturale" Chewbacca.
jfudge
with skywalker gone, darth vador and his V-crew finally get to show off their inner force at this years school talent show
Stonesfan
People would complain a lot less about Star Wars Episodes 1-3 if they knew what George Lucas originally had planned.
Eddy_69
The Empire didn't pay very well so some of the Stormtroopers had to find alternate ways to make ends meet.
Vasher666
"Uhh, guys i don't have any tight black shorts... I've got some pretty kick ass bicycle shorts I used to wear in 1993, but... Oh that's cool? I mean they're tight, like but im not using the colloquiliasm, they're just realllly, balls on either side o
dying_in_back
Despite other changes the homo-eroticization of the Star Wars mythos, the storytelling scene between Threepio and the Ewoks remains untouched.
Jess929
OK. YOu guys flex your muscles, and I'll shake what my mama gave me. Those two things should be enough to scare them all of and we can get back to strip poker.
Megabear
So it turns out Vadar was hiding more than Male-pattern baldness underneath his suit.
joebob2121
i thought the black guys in the movies were always skinny and sarcastic or just pop up to say damn thats wack
Mastika
http://papenss.blogspot.com/2008/11/feel-sick.html Feel Sick? Can You Catch This?
ScruffyFalcon
Everybody was so reluctant to accept Jeff Foxworthy's new ideas for Star Wars.
Mastika
http://papenss.blogspot.com/2008/11/new-microsoft-word-assistant.html New Microsoft Word Assistant
Mastika
http://papenss.blogspot.com/2008/11/one-sign-that-you-are-spending-too-much.html One Sign That You Are Spending Too Much Time On Comp
rcgiff
A man whose tale is one of almost Shakespearian tragedy, Mark Hamill never truly moved on from his Star Wars role...
Rubenstinsky
Storms troopers erotic fund raising for a new home (And by home I mean another deathstar)
Rubenstinsky
Star wars epísode 3 and a half: How we get the money to pay for the first deathstar
MavericGamer
Storm Trooper with Mic: "Okay ladies, 50 dollars and the underwear stays on!" Woman in crowd: "OH DEAR LORD TAKE MY WALLET!"
spoo
While Mike, Jerry and Connor totally rocked the dance routine they did have to acknowledge it was Ferguson's helmets that got them all dates at Comicon '07.
bydonn
..and when the last group peeled off their Hobbitt costumes, they just knew they were going to place a distant second in tonight's karaoke contest...
bydonn
"If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from.”
bydonn
“I do, yes, I do. Sick have I become. Old and weak. When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?”
warmhat
Lance stood in the shadows, anxiously praying nobody noticed his bulge was nowhere near as impressive as stormtrooper #2's
warmhat
Lance stood in the corner, anxiously praying nobody noticed his bulge was nowhere near as impressive as stormtrooper #2's
Shane?
OK folks. The one in black is NOT Darth Vader! He's a tie-fighter pilot and... man I sound like a geek now. :(
mike-hawk
dammit bill i said WHITE helmet and BLACK shorts.... now we just look like idiots
Cheezyphil
Finding themselves out of their jobs after the Empire's collapse, many former employees went desperate for decent pay.
jdktheone
"Who is that guy in blue?" "I don't know, but he's making us all look stupid!"
wabinator
George Lucas' original script required a bit of fine tuning before it hit the big screen
link12245
So that's what those droids were talking about, Rodger, Rodger, Rodger, and Rodger.
Sanjuro
Chippendale's, reporting a loss for this year's third quarter, decided to appeal to a previously unmilked demographic.
ayekantspeylgud
The force just wasn't strong enough to prevent them from going to the dark side...
redragoony1214
Meanwhile, on the Deathstar... Luke: "Well that was easy! I would have anticipated at least three or four of 'em patrolling the entrance. Or something, ya know?" Han: "Must be our lucky day!"
nobody
Seriously, I was there... and what you are seeing now can't compare to what we've experienced... I hate Filipino cosplays...
nobody
Hey, honey, I thought you said we're going to a star wars convention, not a gay bar... Say, are you gay?
mrpeabody
Lando: I had no choice. They arrived right before you did. I'm sorry. Han Solo: I'm sorry too.
kdfsjljklgjfg
After the dancing storm trooper hit internet fame, the Fab Four Clone Storm wanted their piece of the pie.
archangel9363
George Lucas regretted letting the Queer As Folk creators, make the next movie
NeverLetGo
The man in the back with the gold collar is feeling a "disturbance in the Force" if you know what I mean.
fatbastard
N....E....R....D It's fun to be a N....E....R....D young, man, young man, you'll never get laid
Mothershabooboo
The party was dispbanded just in time....the wookies would be the next preformers.
sugreev2001
George Lucas made sure that this installment of Star Wars made new fans out of people who didn't prefer the earlier installments.
xxxero
not many people showed up to the "star wars strip musical" but the ones that did, realized that putting "star wars" on something does not automatically make it a good idea.
Spamman
This is why none of the movies featured off-duty troopers. Also explains the overall shitty soldiering.
Phonetics
Hi, my names Tom, I like long walks on the beach, and the occassional sprinkle down with chrome
nickporter
"If you'd just take off that stupid jelly wrist band, people would stop staring at us"...
ritsuka
“You just watch yourself. We’re wanted men. I have the death sentence on 12 systems.” “I’ll be careful.” “You’ll be dead!”
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