onceabee
Am I the only who showed this to the girlfriend for reasons other than it being funny
jwhaler
When the photos arrived at his attorney's office, Old MacDonald quickly decided to settle out of court with Ms. MacDonald.
smilingphantom
"little pig, little pig let me in" "whoa.... thats not what i was talking about
CavalierX
"Honey, when I took you home from the bar last night my friends kept saying you were a pig, but I had no idea..."
AwakeAllTheTime
This little piggy went to market, and this little piggy went home. This little piggy scared the shit out of all the kids at the fair!
Leaf
The third little pig built his house out of brick. 'Cause he was into some nasty shit in there!!
sallan
Grandma Bette had the nicest little knick knacks, like snow globes and Hummel figures; but Grandma Ginnie had things that would make the children shit in the pants.
MindPez
This little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had a very impressive ballsack and a dong.
Mr.Birchfield
Hahaha stupid pigs, everyone knows you have to bend the other way to suck your own dick!!
WaistcoatBoy
Sychronised Goatse-ing is a sport that only really took off in the pig world.
RockBandInc.
This is how you choose your dinner at the fuck-your-dinner-before-you-eat-it restaurant in downtown Japan, according to cracked's article.
potterbeany
NOT PICTURED: YOUR MOVE OBAMA AND TIM BURTON AND SALVIDOR DALI AND MC ETCHER BECAUSE I REFERENCED THE LAST CRAPTION
SUPERNAUT44
When the pigs decided to have a dance off, Lenny showed off all his chops. Get it? Chops? Because you make pork chops out of pigs? But it can also be applied to dance moves? Genius.
monroeyoder
Yeah, I know, it's pretty incredible, huh? I taught them the handstand thing right after I showed them how to grow human wangs.
hulk67851
I don't remember this in the Three Little Pigs story. It gives a whole new meaning to the Big Bad Wolf "huffing and puffing."
kidtatious
This little piggy went to the market and this little piggy went on to do some things in college he wasn't relly proud of.
Styre
A less wholesome story of the Three Little Penises, which the Big Bad Wolf blew...uh, never mind.
bilbo1
...and with that, the Big Bad Wolf tore his own eyes from their sockets and ran screaming into the forest.
illini
SON: MOMMY! Can I get one?? MOM: NO! You're way to young. DAD: Yeah son that's disgusting, what about me hunny?
Truthiness
This little piggy goes to the market, this little piggy gets in a threesome, this little piggy goes all the way home to watch porno.
tallestmunchkin
One of the first examples of product placement was when Pillsbury released a new version of their spokesperson in conjunction with the movie The Elephant Man.
Ironlightsaber
I just want to know who buys this freaky shit?!?!?! On second thought I don't want to know.
pharmmajor
Porky's reputation was all but ruined when it was revealed he participated in wild porn movies years before signing up with Warner Brothers.
hulk67851
Looks like the Wolf won't just be blowing those pigs house down, if know what I mean. (If you don't, he's gonna suck their dicks.)
getittwistd
Hey, that's my Facebook profile picture! Quit plagiarizing my facebook profile Cracked!
kidtatious
Bacon, Ham, Prok and human genitalia. Yeah these all exsist on some magical animal that some....wait a minute...
Dr.Pepper
After seeing this, Charlotte hung herself in her web. Damn you to hell, Wilbur!
crazyivan
Sure, the sculpting part was difficult, but the real bitch was getting the pig to do a handstand that long.
MindPez
Yes, I'd like 3 strips of bacon, 2 scrambled eggbags, 2 cinnamon rings, oh and some dork rines.
HelperMonkey
This means that someone, somewhere was in charge of airbrushing pig genitalia
ivecomehomenow
11 reasons not to go to a strip club on a Wednesday afternoon while tripping on acid.
petehagen
"Little pig, little pig, let me in!" -"Not by the hair of my tainty-taint taint!"
Spamman
That's funny... I just fed the pigs, but they act like they still want something....
wabinator
When Farmer John decided to leave for the weekend, he had no idea what the pigs would be doing in his house...
Cools
THIS is what happens when you leave a child to grow up on his own. He creates his OWN sexual orientation.
jpd5066
Call within the next 25 seconds, and give you and extra naked pig family, must be totally fucked up in the head and over 18 to call.
adogg4629
...and that was when Porkey convinced himself to never again let Daffy plan a bachelors party.
DamnitDog
When asked the question "Hair or Bare" the pigs decided to show instead of tell.
DamnitDog
After 8 years, the white house staff was happy to finally get rid of this display.
kirpuff
"Let me in or ill huff and ill puff and ill blow........oh...thats not what i meant but i like your enthusiasm...."
CardCraze
Wolf was shocked to find that not every part of the "little pigs" was truly little.
greengods
"Little Pig, Little Pig, let me cum in" "Not by the hairs on my little ring-ring!"
DogHat
The littlest of the three little pigs was always a bit ashamed that he couldn't measure up to his older brothers...
SirButternut
...and this little piggy ran all the way home. Oh, and this little piggy crawled into a hole and did press-ups until he threw up.
motorbreath
the three little pigs, in their industrial strength pyrex house egg the big bad wolf on. disgusted, he walks away knowing he won't be able to sleep that night.
getittwistd
Dammit...now Digg is gonna be flooded with images of Pig Orgies. Oh well, at least I won't have to stare Mountain Goats anymore.
fknrat
Animal Farm's initial revolutionary plans to simply gross out the farmer were ass-backwards at best
bobleponge
When he got to the third pig, Gregor got lazy and decided he'd skip carving the genitals.
getittwistd
Just remember this picture the next time you eat pork. ...Like you could actually forget!
tallestmunchkin
One of the earliest known examples of product placement was when Pillsbury released a new version of their spokesperson in conjunction with the movie The Elephant Man.
Leaf
This little piggy went to the market... This little piggy stayed home... And THIS little piggy... Well, he was up to some nasty shit that I can't tell you about until you're older!
crazyivan
Every Christmas, the church raised money by selling ham balls. And ham cocks. But everyone's favorite is always the puckered ham anus.
ivecomehomenow
Finally undeniable proof that pigs were the first species to invent the pile-driver position.
kidtatious
This is why I'm a vegan. I only eat raw vegetables. But damnit they are hard to get back in thier wheelchairs.
bydonn
Wilber, tired of playing second fiddle to Charlotte's Web antics, makes his mark.
pambeesly
Yes!! Found a Christmas present for that oh-so-hard-to-please relative of mine.
pambeesly
The three little pigs all got their necks broken for public humiliation purposes.
bydonn
hehehe, the big one's thingy looks like a thumb... ok, now I'VE thrown up a little in my mouth....
Sazbo
This little pig went wee wee wee all the way to the nude contortionist fetish convention.
haefi
PETAs ad to gains new members didn’t bring them the kind of “Animal Lovers” they aimed at.
bydonn
Zeke, passing the big city store window, would now return to the farm with new ideas....and a hard-on.
ivecomehomenow
I'm guessing Barack Obama is going to redecorate the White House living room when he moves in; it's just a hunch though.
Warlain
Sex toys aren't illegal as long as I'm not fucking a real pig right? The website told me so!
sallan
At my family barbecues everyone went for ribs, but I always went for the penis and balls.
GaseousClay
Little pig, little pig let me come in. Not by the hair of my mingy minge minge!
stein614
Someone, somewhere is masturbating to this, oh wait.....WAS masturbating to this...
ivecomehomenow
Come on guys we only need to stretch a little further a we can suck our own tails.
stein614
The untilmate sexy toy, its got the hole for his pleasure, the dick for hers, and the cork screw so you can get drunk enough to convince yourself that everyone has one of these under their bed
Rex-Jester
Well then, I guess that explains the "Mu Shu Pig Dick" I saw on the menu at Wong's last night.
rustytrombone
Kudos to Cracked. There was a baffling shortage of pig genitalia on the internets until now.
bydonn
The small one's got camel toe....no, really she DOES have camel toe. Oh, you THOUGHT I meant...ohhh.....
NapoleonComplex
Don't blame me, you're the one who wanted to know why it's not considered kosher
BowToTheBard
The three little pigs were a little unclear on the concept of the "jackhammer."
cursor_mortis
And it looks like we have a winner in this year's synchronized faceplant competition. The French are taking home the gold!
hoochiscrazy
nonono I take it back.. Ill be in charge of bringing home the bacon for now on.
lycia
porky was the bravest of all the pigs, even though he was nutered he still joined in all the pig games
rcgiff
Proudly crossing cultural barriers, the pigs combined creepy Japanese sex dolls and Southern beastiality. What's not to love? Oh, right, everything.
lycia
pimp pig in the hat: "here are "BOINK AN OINK" we have lean, medium and chunky with extra bacon so no matter what your preference we can satisfy you"
haefi
Piggy-style-position: OK! Pig-girl-position: OK! But that pig in the back, crapping on the glass table, I’m just not into that!
goggindowner
The last time I saw a view like this, I was starring down the barrel of a middle aged lesbian orgy, wishing god had not blessed me with such good vision.
ajp1015
You have no idea how long it took to train them to do that. Well worth it though!
rustytrombone
Many people are familiar with the expression 'when pigs fly'. Fewer are familiar with 'when pigs fuck'.
rcgiff
America has really fallen behind on curbing this obesity epidemic thing. Even literal pigs are working out and slimming down now.
DanFraley
It was then the US military finally realized the one thing that keep radical Islamic terrorists at bay..or anyone else for that matter
Cools
The potential customers laughed as the desperate artist claimed his penis was used as a mold for the pig's penis. It all ended in a trip to the hospital.
spoo
Shut your fucking face, piggy-fucker, You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your piggy all day long....
winkle
this little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, and this little piggy had roast beef and this little piggy......needs neutered~~~~~~~
scumbagstyle
Mommy, if all the pigs are doing the Daddy dance, who will catch the poop in their mouths?
Rubenstinsky
Damn, I've tought, I was the only one with an erotic-bacon shop (depressed face)
smilingphantom
"PORK AND BEANS" "PORK AND BEANS" you know, if "Something about mary" had come out yesterday, this would be funny.
DamnitDog
And a look at the market shows that pork bellies are going ass over head out the door right now.
DamnitDog
If you stare at this long enough, you will still just see a bunch of slutty pigs.
MEssiahSquee
During his despair-filled days after the divorce, Old McDonald filled the time with pig-training. A Temporary Fix.
spacecadet
If my pig had a face like yours I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Lion822
"I went to clean out the pig pen, and they all looked really guilty...what do they do in there?
DorianGrey
"Hey babe, remember when I told you I wanted to try piggy-style and you asked me what that was? Well...."
Mizzledizzle
Talent Agent: What do call your act? Long-donged Pig Poppa: The Aristocrats
Prometheusand
Oh it's their penises, thought it was their tails. This picture's funny now.
Xerodo
Sex shops in rural Arkansas cater to to that certain itch a man just can't scratch by himself.
corvetteken
when pigs fly sometimes they crash......now you know why mom insists on clean underwear in case of an accident
metagucunski
And they say pigs are smart animals - they don't even know how to stand right. Pathetic.
Proudfoot117
And this is the Happy farm, where there isn't really much to do.... EXCEPT EACH OTHER!!!
Proudfoot117
Some would say this is weird, some say creepy, others say that these pigs have been deprived of life... and orgies
Norad
"No... You won't be the first pig to try a somersaut, Babe. But I must warn you..."
nobody
And time went by, and Fern grew to be a teenager and thought Wilbur many things about life... Things I could dare not say...
Brayker
Normal kids get regular piggy banks, children of pornography stars get a little something extra..
acemagnet1
behind the scenes of Charlotte's Web...... Hi my names Wilbur, meet my family.
yanksking17
Disney found itself in the midst of controversy yet again, when they released the highly anticipated X-Rated film "DumBone"
xxxero
no one was more surprised than the artist at how popular the 3 little fucking pigs exhibit was.
mikeyscouse
this little piggy went wee wee wee..and weed so high his piss hit the cieling...
UndeadMonkey
I WOULD say that someone, somewhere is masterbating to this but then I'd be lying...
sofaking
After he lost his job on Looney Tunes, Porky the pig took a controversial career move to hardcore porn.
Eddy_69
Safe inside the brick house, the Three Little Pigs quickly ran out of ways to pass the time with the wolf outside.
shannon5815
When she said she wanted to "get porked", this wasn't quite what she had in mind . . .
Sylocat
"I told you about this collection of mine, right?" "Yes, Jimmy, but I thought you were speaking metaphorically."
Tuggernutz
Due to the crashing economy parents look for inexpensive new forms of daycare.
dennispoliti
The design specs were lost in translation again, and the newest model of "end tables" was doomed to failure
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