The 10 Lamest Super Bowl XLII Ads
Sure, there's about 400,000 websites who published rundowns of the Super Bowl commercials, but did any of those other websites feature not one, but two professional Cracked bloggers? We're guessing they probably didn't.
Notable Comment: Hailslaanesh says "Ross, Michael, those were some seriously shitty ads. But I laughed my arse off at you double blogging. I know you guys are used to going at it solo but after reading this article I highly recommend you have twosomes more often. Having a partner rocks and you will create many memorable moments together." Twosomes? Partners? Going at it? Balls? We smell another set of terrible fan fiction brewing...
LIES, LIES, LIES!
7 Viral Videos You Didn't Know Were Staged, (and How They Did It)
Turns out, Pauly Shore didn't get punched in his stupid face. We apologize for killing your dreams, Everyone on the Planet.
Notable Comment: Fortey says: "The worst kind of stools are those ones that feel like plate glass windows. Once your ass starts bleeding, the rest of the day is shot. You can't sit there at dinner and fully concentrate on conversations with loved ones when you feel that small pond of shit-speckled ass blood pooling at the bottom of your pants, and every time you shift it smears itself about like the most nefarious finger painting of all time, creating an ominous ass Rorschach." No, that doesn't technically have anything to do with the article at hand. Don't judge. Do you know frigging difficult it is to fit "ass Rorschach" into an article? You probably don't, but we'll tell you: Very. It's very difficult to fit "ass Rorschach" into an article, and when an opportunity presents itself, we just can't pass it up.