Ken Buddha
For some reason, no one ever stopped and said, "Maybe a gay reenactment of D-Day isn't such a great idea."
aritolla
When "W" ruled he would serve an uncontested third term, nobody was more shocked than Cuba's Department of Immigration
Corpsy
"I'm glad I brought my camcorder today." "Why?" "Because I also brought my lawn darts."
Roland1232
"OK, only one of us will carry the pound of heroin up their rectum. The Coast guard can't cavity search us all!" They were wrong.
Corpsy
"Oh my God, they rescued Gilligan!" "Bullshit." "He's in the little yellow boat, next to the gray one." "What the fuck."
john0
OK People, listen up. We are looking for a tall & skinny white guy with glasses and a scarfe. I want groups of two, to pan out in delta formation. He answers to Waldo.
grafton
Those lured to Dubai to work on the latest man-made island project slowly realized their folly when they heard those last, fateful words: The Frame's in, now pour the concrete.
JAIlovar
...and with this, the coast guard began the yuppie douche bag Holocaust. Sometimes Genocide is OK
Xander
You know what? I've made so many spelling errors in my captions it's not even funny. Don't vote for me please, I give up.
Corpsy
Miami General Hospital had a record number of oar-to-the-face related injuries that afternoon.
cavalier_gor
When Mike Huckabee won the Republican nomination AND the presidency, it was all America needed to pack up and move to Canada
papaskrobe
Good: Kayak orgy. Better: Coast Guard closing in Best: That motherfucker is filming it all
Corpsy
The elitist upper class had them surrounded with their yachts. Several bloody seconds later the screaming subsided, and their beachfront properties rose in value by 4.8 percent.
planB
"Damnit, I told you not to throw your hot dog in the water. Now they all want some."
Alicia
Is this the National psueado-hippy-coffeeshop-going-hybrid-car-buying-I-love-living-in-Colorado-and-eating-granola-while-being-concerned-about-my-stock-portfolio-and-listening-to-R.E.M Outdoor getaway? ...or is Britney Spears skinny dipping?
CaptainSpanky
"How are we gonna spell 'LOSERS FOREVER' with our rafts if we don't get organized?!"
Corpsy
Thousands flee to Canada after the Supreme Court votes 5 to 4 allowing George W. Bush a third term in office.
Xander
"Oh, oh, oh guys! I know what we can do! We can put all our boats together and make a big floating fortress!" "Harry, you're a genius! that sounds almost as fun as damming up the creek last summer!
aborym
The stout people of New Orleans amassed where they remembered the streets to be in eager anticipation of this year's Mardi Gras celebrations.
awdragon
the writer's strike forces a new reality show onto the air: "where the fuck is waldo?" as you can see by the photo, no one has any idea where he is.
sevpay
The larger yachts swim circles around the smaller kayaks to cause chaos and disorder in the group. They then takes turns busting through the group picking their prey off, one by one.
thevelveturd
"Ok, I calculate a 33.35% chance of survival so we....." "LEEROOOOY JENKINS!!!" "Shit, not again"
Aliciajean
Even in the lost city of Atlantis Britney Spears could find no rest from the poparazzi.
kshipley
For some reason, France just can't get the grasp on this whole "Military" thing.
wooglin
Last known photo from the 9th annual "Waterworld" convention, held the same day as the 2004 tsunami.
phreesh
Just when they thought things couldn't get weirder, Superman showed up (far left, middle) selling fish kebobs.
HyruleanHyroe
Their jaws dropped when they heard Gilligan shout, "Hey, you picture-taking assholes, get out of the way!
Xander
"Hey, look what they're doin' over there! Wanna join in?" "Nah, I'm not into the whole "group" thing."
PaulTMD
Spring Break took an odd turn when the event organizer asked us all to take to the seas and leave our mortal bodies behind.
jims
"Hey, Jim. Check this out. Ridiculous." "I know! Who in their right mind comes dressed as superman? Embarrassing."
AngryRantingBob
Talk about being up a creek without a paddle or any personal space for that matter.
Nebulon
In just a few seconds the worlds first nude canoe-a-thon would begin and Phil was going to capture it all for posterity and youtube.
Roland1232
"So West is my right hand, yeah?" "No, Left." "Oy...Hey everybody, listen up! Funny story..."
jamhottle
Noah's auditions for Ark II featured several suspect chicken impersonators and a dubious pale-skinned kangaroo.
Corpsy
It was a rollicking good time, until the shimmering, multicolored swarm drove the manatees insane.
Stavros
"I'm glad you all stayed - God will be here any minute to take us away... Bill God. His Dad owns one mutha of a lake."
mrbongonwc
Cubans were shocked at two things that day - it had only been one hour after Obama's inauguration and why were they calling us Mexicans.
grumnut1
The biyearly meeting of lighthouse keepers prove they're a suprisingly sociable bunch.
Nebulon
In just a few seconds the nude canoe-a-thon would begin and Bill was determined to capture the event for posterity and youtube.
vasrchr
Either the lady in the middle has the largest "man in the boat" or her boyfriend brought the largest "dinghy." Either way, she wins!
DesertEagle
Hey Gilligan, get out there and find out what that noise is. I'm trying to think up a way to get us off this damn island already.
grafton
Though it went down as the worst moment of his presidency, George W. Bush blamed the intelligence,and this photograph in particular, for his lack of response to Katrina.
vasrchr
Any questions before we go? Yes, you in the back. What! You have to use the bathroom! You're kidding me, right!
jamasian_man
Gerald's first day of war was nothing like he thought it would be in the calvary.
emp
"I'm excited to have you all here for the 1st Annual Steve Irwin Memorial Manta-Ray Round-up"
turdfurgeson
Billy's 13th birthday party was pretty lame until his Mom started showing her tits.
juhs10
What do you mean they are delaying the release of Kayak Hero 3? We camped here all night!
iamasuperhero
Frank, disappointed after being sacked from his boat-hire company, gets his revenge by re-scheduling all the customers to the same area at the same time.
soxfan01
This Where's Waldo drawing was solely responsible for the 1996 Children's Riot, where many children bore signs which read merely: WHERE THE FUCK IS HE! He was sleeping on a cruise boat
soxfan01
This Where's Waldo drawing was solely responsible for the 1996 riot, many people bearing signs that read simply; WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?
Parsat
Needless to say, the low-budget version of Saving Private Ryan didn't do too well.
LLL
After finding Waldo, I moved on to the much harder, Where's the guy who's not a complete fucking nimrod.
kewl
Waterworld: The polar ice caps have melted leaving almost all land under water. Survivors band together in floating atolls to eke out a desperate existence.
Skeletonic
In the land of people sitting on colorful flotation devices, the man who stands with a silly sombrero on his head is king.
Finclestien
If we all gather right here, we will throw off the earth's rotation and make the year almost 3 days longer!
ginenbijnoam
The hockey team realised it was a bad idea after all to hold a sleepover party on the field.
jrdubois
what you see if you look at a bowl of fruity pebbles really closely. And it helps to be high.
sls521
If you got off the phone and actually looked at me you'd see that I can rub my belly counterclockwise while I tap my head... I'm the fucking champion!!
samdamndietz
a wave of depression hit both Gilligan and the Skipper as they suddenly realized that they never looked on the other side of the island
This-is-Mad!
With their humans in tow, the pool toys migrated to their spawning ground and their blow-hard leader, Micheal Moore.
Donut
It was at that moment when little Tommy Junior sneezed and dropped his pet Giant Sea Urchin.
AndyPants
One day when the world becomes over-populated people will be forced to live in canoe-based communites afloat upon the mighty ocean!
Garth_Vader
This is an example of the crowd that a topless cheerleader parade with a 100 foot giant chocolate statue with the F-18's choreographed to the music of Queen brings in.
shockhead
Undeterred by global warming the residents of Florida State continued to enjoy bingo night.
sentrygun05
NO! Don't use the flash! OH GOD...... the crowd was blinded for three years after what became known as: "The Cameravan Incident"
Ranger
No black people in the picture because black people can't swim (or they're in the parking lot stealing all these nice white people's cars).
ZyphyrZ
People ask why I always wear a striped sweater under my shirt and carry square rimmed specs in my pocket. What they don't know is that I'm just waiting for my time to shine.
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