Shmichael
Winter had come and the football fans had failed to find shelter. Most likely they will die out in about a week. It seems cruel, but such is nature's way.
Corpsy
Pictured on left, right, and background: your daughters. Pictured in foreground: the idiots who bone your daughters.
IrishTerror
My guess is that isn't the first time those guys have had a dude on their back.
Shmichael
Suddenly, all attention was teken away from Bob, who had encased himself in a statue for the big game.
detroitsmisterx
Cecil froze in terror as he looked down and discovered what the guys had done with the rest of the paint while he was sleeping.
flyingmnky
It really didn't matter who won the Super Bowl this year, because these New England fan had already won the Super Douche Bag Bowl in their hearts...
ominousoat
The Patriots devise a new scheme to take attention away from their suspiciously perfect winning streak...male nudity.
JZuck49
With Tom Brady on the team, the rest of the New England Patriots had to go to extreme lengths to get attention.
grumnut1
Judy was well pleased with her work organising the hen's night, and had saved heaps on the male strippers.
Errins
Sure, you're focusing on the Pats logo painted on the guys' backs, but everyone else is taking pictures of M.C. Escher's 'Relativity' painted on their fronts.
WhiteChocolate
Tom and his buddies had been so sure the Patriots were going to win when they got the tattoos, but afterwards they started to regret not waiting till the end of the game.
Corpsy
Chuck: "Did you invite Seth along?" Mike: "Hell nah." Seth: "Don't tase me bro! Don't tase me!"
Roland1232
You would think there must be a way to show support without flashing crack, but there isn't. Not in my America.
fedrich519
"Oh my Gawd Lindsey, these assclowns are gonna get me, like, a million hits on Youtube!"
Daercoma
Seeing that two others had the identical markings, Todd went into attack mode. There could be only one.
bobboringbaker
you painted faces on your back only to looooooooooooooooooooose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Shmichael
I wish I could see what the image on the FRONT is. It looks quite interesting.
Xander
I don't see what's so funny. I mean, don't people usually paint themselves for a baseball game?
Corpsy
Uninitiated NYU frat boys seen in Central Park undergoing a potentially dangerous, Die Hard 3 style hazing ritual.
Roland1232
Guess their anti-matter selves must be in a very warm place with fur-coats and ski-masks on.
Roland1232
Oh no, someone put a quarter in foreground guy's coinslot. He'll be at it for hours.
markem
A symptom of hypothermia is diminished mental capabilities as the brain shuts down from the cold, but in some cases this is a difficult symptom to detect.
Fairview
...and the award for best male on male ensemble in a film goes to...wait for it..."Patriot Gang Bang!"
Hudexter
What they didn't realize, is that when they get to the game and get shown on the jumbotron, they're just going to look like drunk assholes with their shirts off, instead of drunk assholes that took the time and effort to paint their chests.
Fairview
I wish Superbowl Sunday was EVERY day, said Timmy. But if it was every day, it wouldn't have meaning, said Timmy's mom. Yeah, I guess, said Timmy.
kshipley
Just when New York thought they had beaten Boston in the worlds most annoying sub-culture...boo yah how do ya like dem ahpples.
Tea-Time-Havoc
It soon became clear that whatever they had painted on their chests was alot more interesting than that whatever they regretted tattooing on their backs
kingsteve14
After the Patriots lost the Super Bowl it confirmed what people had been telling them all along..."You guys are douchebags!"
Samo
Santa claus went undercover to prove why the bishops at a molestation rally should not get presents this year
bobbobass
Little did they now that Superbowl XLII was going to be the worst day ever in their lives!!!
GabrielTodd
The first field test of Axe body spray was highly successful, although the test subjects were highly questionable.
cigjonser
The Conception of Tom Brady under Extreme Magnification, Day 2; First Arrivals: One can clearly make out the child's destiny if it turns out to be a boy.
Quadrillion
Indianapolis Colts players, for the first time in public, display mysterious tattoos which appeared on their backs late last year, capable of transmitting thought patterns and basic conversations.
Fairview
Initiation into the gang required a new member to kill a smurf with his bare hands
IrishTerror
The league's punishment for Spygate would be swift and severe. A scarlett (and blue) patriot would be tatooed on each and every member of the team.
montanaguy
Much to the dismay of the patriots organization their logo was adopted by the new england gay pride movement
Fairview
Immune from the intoxicating effects of "Game Rage," women and children were the ideal litmus test for image conscious superfans.
sethesthesia
it was at this moment that travis realized why the girls were waiting with cameras; he had begun to feel the tingling pain of bengay that the girls had put into their retarded body paint.
blitzone
John Kerry supporters are hoping it is not too late for another White House bid.
nick_soapdish
Lesser known U.S. Patriots Elbridge Gerry, William Whipple, and Lyman Hall celebrate signing the Declaration of Independence just slightly more than Thomas Jefferson had intended.
IchLiebeTisch
The Only Reason Photographs were being taken was because the ladies couldn't believe the males had hard nipples, as well.
kajal1321
Sometimes, supporting your favorite team on your back causes them to lose the big game right in front of you
Mercury_Morris
Thank God the Patriots didn’t move in next door. Life would suck with these idiots in Perfectville. Where’s my cocaine at? –Mercury Morris
Bakura
In yodas old age, his dipers became larger and larger until even the force couldnt contain them.
fudgeislove
And for the rest of their lives, they would regret getting Tatoos of the Patriot logo on their backs and "2008: a perfect season" on their chests.
SoloScorpio
It was at that point that Yoda realised his magic carpet had really let itself go.
AgentofCarp
SHIT! TOM, There is some sort of weird pirate on your back. It has a star and some red feathers on it. WHAT!! THERE IS ONE ON MY BACK!! Get if off Get if off Get if off Get if off Get if off Get if off Get if off Get if off!
cliffmfthom
sadly little did they know that there dreams much like there back muscle would fade wither and died later that night
Carto812
The Statue stares into space awaiting his doom, he has just seen the first sign, the four idiots of the apocalyspe
guyfriday
Most people aren't fortunate enough to have a photograph of the exact moment their pride and dignity took flight for good. Barry, Ryan, Paul, and Simon are, in this way, unique.
lemon
Dude, what the fuck? your UNDEROOS are sticking out above your pants again... and this time its in front of GIRLS! you're making us look bad....
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