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    Avatar Austin316

    YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!!!

  • 63 Crack Ups
    Avatar flyingmnky

    Tom could do nothing but stare in amazement: Jerry had finally lost it.

  • 52 Crack Ups
    Avatar roninhobbit

    Everybody laughed when I blew all my gold on the +4 Sword of Housecat Slaying. Well, who's laughing now, motherfuckers?

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    Avatar Crenshaw

    I said you're a pussy! What are you gonna do about it?

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    Avatar randychico

    Every time you masturbate God gives a kitty a toy.

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    Avatar aritolla

    though they tried to play down the effects of the writers strike, the cracked staff were obviously strained for material

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    Avatar PaulTMD

    Dude, this catnip is amazing. I can totally see this little tiny knight riding a flaming horse! Where'd you get this stuff?

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    Avatar OlDirtyBen

    Cat: So you're a tiny knight huh? Knight: Yeah. Cat: So how's that workin' out for you? Knight: It fucking takes forever to get places.

  • 20 Crack Ups
    Avatar TurdFerguson

    The irony that the cat was named Dragon was a fact that escaped the Don Quixote of Lilliput.

  • 15 Crack Ups
    Avatar Wembley

    I'm telling you Sidney...we survived the writer's strike, and we'll make it through this CGI Animator's Guild strike, too.

  • 15 Crack Ups
    Avatar TurdFerguson

    Uwe Boll begins production on his next project, the movie adaptation of "Dragon's Lair."

  • 13 Crack Ups
    Avatar planB

    Mittens's hairballs had resembled things before, but this was just creepy.

  • 11 Crack Ups
    Avatar Fairview

    Jeff was only an average figurine painter, but he was a GREAT taxidermist.

  • 10 Crack Ups
    Avatar Fairview

    Warren's desktop image was exactly what his coworkers expected it to be.

  • 7 Crack Ups
    Avatar swiss

    With War, Conquest, and Death defeated, Pestilence contemplates delaying the Apocalypse another Millennium.

  • 6 Crack Ups
    Avatar tayser

    Anyone who writes anything beginning with "I can has..." gets this plastic horse shoved where the sun don't shine.

  • 6 Crack Ups
    Avatar Fairview

    "MOVE Kitty, you're ruining the scale."

  • 5 Crack Ups
    Avatar Pancho

    Calvin, Hobbes, and the Transmogrofier Gun: The Battle Continues

  • 5 Crack Ups
    Avatar MarchoMan

    My name is Indigo Montoya, you ate my father, prepare to die!

  • 5 Crack Ups
    Avatar Ken Buddha

    It took the most refined techniques from Confuse-a-Cat to shake Fluffy out of his complacency.

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar MarchoMan

    The Orc assualt was going well. Then Steven brought out Mittens and changed the face of Warhammer forever.

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    Avatar MarchoMan

    After The Indian in the cupboard, Omri started experimenting, with bloody results.

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar cigjonser

    Even the most die-hard World of Warcraft fan had to admit the developers had just run out of ideas.

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar Tag119

    And so with Super Tuesday over it was time for the country to face more important things like tiny cat fighting knights.

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar softscience

    Who took this photo? A>Some D&D female-warrior-figurine painting Shit-heel B>A divorced overweight middle aged Wiccan earth goddess who home-schools her teen-aged looser son (See above) and takes to the renaissance fare circuit during the war

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar phreesh

    While Mr. Jingles would never admit it, he still looked back on his geeky 'D&D years' with fondness

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar phreesh

    Brian didn't know if it was the cat or the D&D collectibles that caused the girls to leave, but, at any rate, they always left.

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar roninhobbit

    Admittedly, when I bought the movie "HUGE PUSSY, TINY PRICKS" I thought I would get something else.

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar AdjectiveNoun

    Apathy cat refuses to conform to meme conventions.

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar cwb431

    The new instances in "Wrath of the Lich King" were somewhat...lacking.

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar usedretainers

    The other knights smirked when Sir Dwayne rode in alone having been convinced he would encounter the greatest pussy in the land.

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    Avatar MarchoMan

    The creature has terrorized our lands, sprayed on our houses and blocked the roads with furballs. Members of our families have been mortally chewed, and we cower in fear at the sound of its deadly mews. But our champion has arrived!

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    Avatar thevelveturd

    "Look Fluffy, my best one yet. Black coat, fire red hooves,mane, and tail. The tones on the armor are perfect. I'm totally going to rule at the next Comic Con" "JARED!! did you mow the back yard yet" "I SAID I WOULD DO IT NANA, GAAAAAAAWD!!"

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    Avatar Fairview

    Well aware of the harmful effects of curiosity, Tiger still couldn't take his eyes off his owner and those four tranny prostitutes.

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    Avatar johnndisco

    Tom sadly thought to himself, "If he would just even look at girls instead of painting these things, he might get laid this decade."

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    Avatar wsumn

    One does not simply march into mordor!

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    Avatar aborym

    The pitch was utterly convincing. With tears of sublime joy in his eyes, the New Line studio exec greenlit The Lord of the Rings.

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    Avatar jimmeh_bate

    one of these is out of a cereal box. guess which one.

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    Avatar Raldan

    Felix stares disapprovingly. His newly created volunteer army is severely lacking.

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    Avatar hbl123

    would you like to pet my pussy? OK just move the damn cat.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar MarchoMan

    A warhammer piece versus a cat? What if it was a space marine? What if *SMACK* Shut the fuck up!

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    Avatar grumnut1

    You haven't been eating over at Lewis Carroll's again.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar vasrchr

    GAME ON!

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    Avatar vidism7

    "Meow",says the cat nothing says the toy.....for toys cant talk,asshole this craption sucks......

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    Avatar SickBoy

    "We need a Craption! We're updating in 10 minutes, come on!" "Umm, hang on! ...Oh jeez. Ummm...ahh! Kitty, come here..."

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    Avatar queenarcoleptia

    www.stuffthreateningmycat.com

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar Carto812

    mittens and lancelot discuss their confusment as to why the can't have kittens

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar bacdac

    Deleted scene from 'The Lord of the Rings: The Return of th King' when the director's son wanted to make his own ending.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar thewarholian

    Say, cat, have you seen a giant astronaut-obsessed rat around here?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar randychico

    Judgin from the horse's blood, I'm guessing the cat won.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar gigaknight

    Believe me Tom, this could make a really plausible movie... come on! we don't need writers! Take for instance the lolcats!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Sarcasma

    Undeterred, the Level 57 Warlock charged her adversary.

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    Avatar bcanders

    After years of bloodshed and vengence, the two enemies stared at one another before they battled one last time. Although nothing but hatred existed between the two, both were relieved that in would soon be over. For in the end, there can be onl

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    Avatar djseifer

    Don Quixote sighed. Yet another windmill in his search for the ferocious giant.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Roland1232

    "A thousand cat-puns of the Persian empire descend upon you! Our wordplay will blot out the sun!"

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    Avatar Roland1232

    "Ack! One of the ancient Allergy-daemons! Retreat, Thunder! There can be no victory here."

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    Avatar MarchoMan

    I equip myself with a litlle FOUR HOOVES OF FURY!

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    Avatar MarchoMan

    I equip myself with a little FOUR HOOVES OF FURY!!! What? Theres no horses in world of couch. Did you see me lay down the law? I am the lawgiver!!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar PaulTMD

    i can has laim capshun?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar MarchoMan

    I am the harbinger of your doom! The invincible demonic panther! Bow before my evil might! Muhahahah! ... You may call me Fluffy.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar brodie

    Srsly Warhammers arnt thet coo'l. Lolz.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar nuro

    cute cat, hope it doesnt eat that thing, one time my cat ate a lizard and it got all rectally blocked, had to pay like 600 bucks for a kitty aenima.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar vasrchr

    Yesterday a big mouse. Today, a midget horse. The cat had enough! Where is that dog! Is he on crack?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar john0

    From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of star-cross'd lovers, take their life. -William Shakespeare

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar yota73190

    EYEM IN UR DUNGUNZ FITE'N UR DRAGUNZ

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar lord_galathon

    I think I speak for everyone when I say:"I don't get it..."

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar grumnut1

    Tibbles, go and get help! Barbie isn't moving.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar cavalier_gor

    As expected, "The Hobbit" really, really, REALLY sucked

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar aerohooligan

    I tried to think of something funny for this picture, but the Snorg Tees girls in the sidebar kept distracting me.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar philroco

    "Say Hello to my Little friend!!"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Fairview

    Whiskers often prayed for death. Then he realized there may be 8 more lifetimes of this bullshit in store for him. There is no God, he thought.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar beeteater30

    Being a typical cat, Fluffy was like, "What the hell is this thing? Whatever. I am above it all."

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Fairview

    Sheba watches as CatLady88 and Fanboy15 make their first doomed attempt at human sexual intercourse.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Fairview

    Max's owner had been dead on the sofa for six days, yet he still felt indifferent. "What's wrong with me?" he wondered. "Oh yeah, I'm a cat."

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar kshipley

    There can be only ONE!!!!!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar kshipley

    Tired of the constant harrasment of the Headless Horseman, Icabad Crane put a stop to that shit.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar DesertEagle

    Is it just me, or is Cracked starting to run out of photos?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Vincent

    These "Plucky Underdog Saves The Day" fights were just getting ridiculous.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar pronk48

    "Now Mr Jiggles, you must go acquire a shrubbery for the Knights Who Say Woof or I shall say the word 'woof' again."

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar john0

    Proof that the Furry fetish started back in the Dark Ages.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar JAIlovar

    Pardon me, have seen Conquest, War, and Death?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar kingsteve14

    After the recent success of the new "Rambo" Arnold Swarzenegger pitches a new "Conan the Barbarian"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Eddie_the_Hated

    Don Quixote's experimentation with LSD in the late seventies still haunts him to this very day...

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Eddie_the_Hated

    Don Quixote's experimentation in LSD in the late sixties and early seventies would haunt him in his dreams until his death.

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    Avatar malachi

    What makes today's craption so great is that the funniness of the craptions are the exact same as the funniness of the picture. For those of you who suffer from mental retardation, that's not very funny.

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    Avatar Eddie_the_Hated

    Don Quixote's experimentation in LSD in the late sixties and early seventies haunted him until his deathbed.

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    Avatar Skeletonic

    Despite Mike's attempts to turn Buttons into a vicious, demon-slaying hellcat, all he ended up with was next year's Christmas card.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Eddie_the_Hated

    Don Quixote's experimentation with LSD in the late sixties and early seventies would haunt him until his death.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar emp

    Night at the Museum II: Cat's Corner, a thrill-a-minu. . .just give us your 8 dollars.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar tekdirek

    Hairball Art: It's Gonna be Big.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar am4fm2000

    You can tell how cool the person who took this picture is by the fact that they have cats and collectables.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar cokieblume

    With fire in his eyes the horse was ready for battle...but the knight was shitting himself

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar phreesh

    "Fuck cat food. Kill him and feast on his corpse!" urged Mitten's dark voice.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar joelchrisman

    fucking hairy hippys

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Paradukes

    There are times when you start to suspect that the GM just isn't playing fair...

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar mrbongonwc

    This cat was no match for the Incredible Shrinking Dio.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar coolhair

    Miss Kitty Vankittington thought to herself "of all the people who could have adopted me I get picked by this Dungeon and Dragon playing, goofy ass, fucktard...."

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar HomerJ

    Sir Loin of Beef, not the sharpest sword in the stone, felt that if King Arthur's comment about getting "a little pussy" were ture, if he brought "A LOT OF PUSSY" he would surely be knighted.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar tstan

    Fluffers Legendary Creature - House Cat All Nightmares get -1/-1 for each Plains in play. Fluffers counts as 129 Plains. 1/1

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar zachary

    A young George Lucas had yet to discover Blue-Screen technology.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Bakura

    Indian in the cupbaord II: the revenge

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar SickBoy

    "We need a Craption! We're updating in 10 minutes, come on!" "Um, okay! Uhh...oh jeez. Umm...Kitty! C'mere a minute..."

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar awdragon

    This thrilling image *FREE* with purchase of Canon gamma correction software.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar nickcouz

    Little did the dark knight know that within seconds he would be the only player in the event that came to be known as "The Hairball Heard 'Round the World"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar DesertEagle

    Wait, something is wrong here. A cat and a toy knight? Where's the Star Wars character?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar grumnut1

    Hey horsey man, I'm feelin' a bit lazy - Go get me a Snickers.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar JuanDanger

    I can has challenger?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar nickcouz

    When "Keepin' it Real" Goes Wrong: Indian in the Cupboard Edition

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    Avatar crunchy

    NO!!!! You may NOT "haz a cheezburger"!!!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar ElBigote

    Look at my mustache!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar scoob

    oooh, mini-milk!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar romeodeltabravo

    Several thought's were going through megacats head... Should I eat it? Should I kill it? Should i just let it do what it's doing?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar PanGOM

    At that moment, Rodney realized that accepting the position of 'Pussykiller' was a very poor choice indeed...

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar shonen

    You now approach 'Giant Cat.' Roll a 5+ to pass.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar shonen

    Wild 'Giant Cat' appears. Roll a 5+ to pass.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar J-Schro

    Cletus the economically challenged nerd had to use his cat in place of action figures.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar jamhottle

    "Are you my father?". Black beauty had sworn vengeance on the mongrel that had given him red-head DNA.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar MuscleMilk

    When the valiant knight set out on his adventure to slay the dragon, he had not counted on the dragon being a tremendouly big pussy and refusing to fight.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar DoomsdayDragon

    Hey Puss-in-boots did the princess just run past here?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Daercoma

    Disney execs stared at the picture long and hard...No there was no movie here...move on.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar shonen

    Show me to your King. I bring word from great Xerxes!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar ReverendMooney

    Turns out every religion had the concept of good versus evil wrong...

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar agentworm

    This unit will make me elite at the table top tourney.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar jamasian_man

    Gerald's first day of war was nothing like he thought it would be in the calvary.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar GirthGunnar

    Don Quixote was no longer seeing windmills after moving to Amsterdam

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar PanGOM

    At that moment, Rodney realized that accepting the position of 'pussykiller' was a very poor choice indeed.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar kewl

    That is some heavy anal bleeding.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Deadtoast

    Mr. Sniffles tried to score Gary some tail, but Gary wasn't making it easy.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Gannondorf

    Proof, god hates you.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar andijade

    "Oh, Mortimer, you need not try so hard to pander to my fetishes."

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Mr.Harrisonsan

    LOLCAT is not amused by your antics.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Fatherdonz

    Scyllua Darkhope was determined to prove to Fzoul once and for all she was dedicated to Bane

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar jam3sb

    The producers of Dungeons and Dragons turned to each other and exchanged words suggesting that they had had a good run but their new franchise, Sofas and Kitties, was the end of the road.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar J-BO

    Despite being much larger than his opponent, the fact was that Sal was just a big pussy...

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Ranger

    Sorry...I don't do big pussy! www.NeilsNotes.com

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar hihatpeg

    Come on, come on, just make one little move come on come I dare ya, you don't have the guts come on make a move...

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar nirot

    THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Aderas

    You guys are missing the point. It's a FEMALE, armor clad knight on a black flaming horse with red eyes, about to attack the lord of all evils. Note the female, what with the tiny breasts.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Ranger

    SURE! PICK ON THE LITTLE GUY...YOU, YOU...PUSSY! www.NeilsNotes.com

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar jaquio

    woah!!! nice boobs!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Ranger

    Fuck with me Kitty?!?! Have you seen the other pic on cracked.com with that cat in casts?! Yeah...thought so...pussy! www.NeilsNotes.com

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar twitchbitch

    i shalt slay thee evil kitty

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar twistedjoker23

    No matter how small, I shall tackle this pussy

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar steelers

    Yeah....i'm pretty fucken intense!!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar noodlepie54

    You all think the KNIGHT is TINY? Huh. Well, i'll just be in my bunker.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar MrWiseguy

    Failing to realize his horse was a figurine, Ant-man yelled from the top of his lungs:"CHAAAAARGEEEEE!!!"

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    Avatar eudoxus

    With the Indian in the cupboard eaten so easily, the cowboy had to wonder, was this the best idea?

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    Avatar Ranger

    I'm more pussy than you can handle, little man. www.NeilsNotes.com

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    Avatar TechnoDude

    Cats see more than fairies, they see Demons

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    Avatar Hobbaloo

    Im in ur house messin wif ur warhammer

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    Avatar iamawesome

    The knight had wondered what the fuck that potion did. Then...

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    Avatar EddieBrock412

    looking up at the massive, but very furry colossus, Wander realized that this battle would be a snap. Then Agro's feet burst into flames...

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