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Shakespeare invented more words than most people even know. Seriously, there's at least 1,500 different words and phrases that don't appear anywhere prior to the Bard of Avon putting them on paper. When he got stuck trying to think up a word, the man just made his own. It's kind of like what rappers do today, except the words Shakespeare made up got embedded into our culture and have formed the cornerstone of our discourse, rather than being obnoxiously spouted by white college students trying to be ironic. And while they weren't all winners ("unhair" still seems to be struggling) others, as you'll see, are so common you've probably already quoted Shakespeare today and you didn't even know it. Fo' sheezy. Eyeball
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"Then crush this herb into Lysander's eye;
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Puking
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"They have their exits and their entrances;
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Skim Milk
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"O, I could divide myself
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Obscene
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"Then for the place where; where, I mean, I did encounter
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Hot-Blooded
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"Necessity's sharp pinch! Return with her?
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The Game is Afoot
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"Before the game is afoot, thou still let'st slip."
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Epileptic
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"A plague upon your epileptic visage!
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Wormhole
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"To fill with worm-holes stately monuments,
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Alligator
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"And in his needie shop a Tortoyrs hung,
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Household Words
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"Familiar in his mouth as household words
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