solrac
A poor performance review often resulted in getting stuck with protecting the Emperor's nephew, Todd.
lawdragon
Capt. Moustache knew his tiny toilet bowl would protect him from all this foolishness.
Crenshaw
"You may have all succumbed to the Dark Side, but George Michael will always be MY Jedi Master!"
Stretch
It's sad that the Emo kid with the Joey Lawrence tattoo has probably had more sex the rest of the group combined.
flyingmnky
During the open for the newest "Star Wars" film, Simon was apparently unaware that the character of "Major Douche Bag" was from a fake fan script he had read.
cwb431
"...Then they came for the vampires, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a vampire."
KermitChambers
During the wrap party, Chad was ecstatic, hanging out in costume with all the other actors from the Mos Eisley Cantina Scene, not realizing his part had been cut.
assassassin
"I swear to God, Scott, if you don't stop showing people your retarded-ass Han Solo tattoo I will blow your fucking brains out."
nick_soapdish
It's the tattoo that made the Kessel run in less than twelve...oh, God, I'm a loser.
john0
Dammit...hold him STILL while I take his measurements. The Emperor was very specific about what he wanted for his birthday, and I think that this Ass Clown just might work.
aborym
It was when Lucas realised that having an emo kid in Episode One was utterly retarded that Jar Jar got the green light.
grumnut1
No Lord Vader, we don't believe he was piloting the Millenium Falcon, but he was providing the recreational drugs.
Mioljinr
Hmmm...how can I put this? In order to be a member of the 501st, you need to have a proper costume. A Han Solo tattoo really doesn't count, soooo...yeah, I'm afraid we have no choice but to blast you.
detroitsmisterx
It was if as soon as the Emo Boy appeared , the jocks who had been mocking the Star Wars geeks cried out...and were suddenly silenced.
cigjonser
As soon as he saw the David Hasselhoff tattoo, stormtrooper #21 decided to put him out of his misery.
Mr.Birchfield
When the emo kid was told his chances of getting laid were one in a million, he pointed to his fake tat and promptly responded, “Never tell me the odds!”
Fairview
Collectively they decided Xander had to leave. His level of commitment was bordering on creepy.
kshipley
Grido, I fuckin told you. You are not a Jedi and even if you were you can't shoot fuckin lasers out of your fingers...only Chuck Norris can do that.
Wynter
Dude, Seariously, You couldnt let me be me today huh? You just HAD to wear a 12 shirt too didnt you? Cock bite!
BunnyBordeaux
Ned gazed longingly at Cindy as she dug through her bag of priceless Sci-Fi Convention Giveaways. It was at that moment Ned realized what he wanted more than anything..was to tap that ass.
Fairview
Jabba's son, continually "testing boundaries," commits his final act of defiance.
awdragon
After the fall of the Empire, Greedo used Mafia power to take control of the old guard. In this photo, the conjoined twin offspring of Hans Solo and Leia are executed in front of a large crowd. Marco Solo (front) points to tattoo of his dad, while
mr1swift
we've been getting a lot stormtroopers related pictures. this is the case mainly because George Lucas invaded the cracked office last Thursday.
frrrrrrunkis
Pictured: Cantina Bar softball team celebrating their fourth win of the season.
Daercoma
You have a Peter Parker hair cut and are part of the rebel appliance...TAKE HIM AWAY!
lawdragon
John knew it was a bad idea to bring his girlfriend home to the family reunion.
CaptainSpanky
And the angry Star Trek fans beamed his awesome costume off just as the photographers raised their cameras, showing the world what he really was. Nobody was prepared for it. People still speak of it in hushed whispers to this day.
winkihed
Once Darth is done patting him down, the guy in the waist coat will start the cavity search. That should wipe the smile off this hippy's face.
Halogen
Yes, your hopes and dreams have come true; Star Wars is real & the empire will destroy all that is EMO.
monkey_marshal
Gary's friends resented him for wearing his Good Charlotte costume to their Star Wars re-enactment.
helios
Hey, this rubs off, right? AWW MAN! Shmi is gonna be pissed! That's right, i call my mother by her first name! i deserve to be treated like an adult!
ficho
As seen, the guy on the right to the man in a yellow T-shirt, is clearly simulating fellatio... Oh and there is a rehearsal for the new "EMO" Star Wars...
Goose
Star wars geeks are surprisingly intolerant of homosexuals. Must be the allergies.
JewelsVern
So Darth and FSM and a few others were in the head store one day, and the store had a new shipment of heads, and there was this new head salesman. Boy, could that guy sell heads!
vasrchr
Yeah, you bad breathed, wind sucking, chronic lung disease sounding dark lord ass-face! THIS, is MY father!
Fairview
Though impressed with the young man's level of commitment, affirmative action still required Han to hire Chewbacca.
JZuck49
Look at that guy in the second row in the yellow shirt. You're at a football game, the least you can do is support the team. That's just embarassing man.
Marriage_Sucks
It wasn't the sodomy that the fans were upset about. No, it was the look of absolute pleasure on the mustached child molester, who had somehow been promoted to officer.
Fairview
When the crowd began chanting "Release the Lions" over and over again, the actors became a little nervous. They weren't real lions, just other actors in costumes, but still.
roninhobbit
Greedo is obviously pissed off that the Rebel Pilot is using the distraction to grab all the good swag.
kshipley
Oh, Oh Check this out. I know I have a lightsaber keychain in here some where...Awwwwsooommme
thevelveturd
"Look at this photograph" "Every time I do it makes me laugh" "How did our eyes get so red" "and what the hell is on Joey's head....."
Questionevil
The young John Travolta annoys his fellow Scientologists by bragging about what a high Midicholrian count he's got.
Questionevil
Jake Lloyd disguises himself as an Emo Kid and attempts to infiltrate the ranks of Star Wars fandom only to be rebuffed and outcast once again as nothing more then the Star Wars equivalent of Wesley Crusher.
BunnyBordeaux
You guys WISH you were as cool as Mr. Joey Lawrence! This man is a GOD! WOAH!
playapbk
HA! He's checking my prostate, but his hands are on my shoulders! AAAAA dont use so much "Force"
RhinoDoc
At the graduation ceremony for the High School for the Nerdly Arts, chaos was avoided when the student from Emo High was apprehended quickly.
Scruff
The emperor was not nearly as threatening looking during his infamous "emo" phase.
OlDirtyBen
Succumbing at last to intergalactic employment legislation, the Empire satisfied finally satisfied Section 6, Part B-12 and hired "a douche".
MisterCode
Sitting quietly, Jamie was glad of two things. One, that he wore his yellow shirt today. And two, that unlike some people... he's had sex.
turdfurgeson
Yeah...They may be nerds and may never get laid. And sure they might just live with their mothers for the rest of their lives. But the guy with the tats was still an ASSHOLE!!!
Dave_
Umm, I'm trying to show you a tattoo and you have your dick up my ass in public, how is this ok to do? I's so drunk, fuck it, fuck me. The guy with the gun is turning me on even more.
enthrall
"No, honestly," said Red 7 to Grand Moff Moustache, "the Duty-Free Shop had a little Wookie that sat on the tiny toilet... Where the hell did it go?"
MuscleMilk
This is the cover to George Lucas's new book titled "Rejected: a day in the life of a 34 year old virgin and his metally handicapped brother with a tattoo of Michael Bolton on his arm."
the-yesman
he wondered if it was too late to use the chad kroger summon on his arm, he'd show them all...
kshipley
Question: Bigger Losers. People engaged in homo-erotic Star Wars Orgy or, People watching, people engaged in said orgy?
kshipley
Hey, he looks like that bitch from the new X-Men movie...hey loser wrong convention ha ha!
nick_soapdish
It's the tattoo that made the Kessel-run in less than twelve...oh, God, am I a douche.
bosephus
I'm not sure what's more amazing: That this guy hasn't been shot by storm trooper douche or that there's that many people at a Hamburg Sea Devils game.
grumnut1
The cast of Star Wars VII " The Sand People Get Pissey" are annoyed by the inclusion of Panic! At The Disco on the soundtrack.
Itsfuckenicht
The rebel was silenced by the Emperor's expertly camouflaged Goon squad before he managed to reveal the real identity of Darth Vader.
Itsfuckenicht
The rebel was silenced by the Emperor's expertly camouflaged Goon squad before he could reveal the real identity of Darth Vader.
phreesh
Well, yes. Our real lives are so bad that doing this is a step up. Why do you ask?
DesertEagle
"I'll never tell you where C-3PO is hiding. He's my life partner for God's sake!"
usedretainers
While Tony distracted the Stormtroopers with his Cobra Kai tattoos, his partner the X-Wing pilot rummaged through the Stormtroopers' IKEA bag.
BondFiction
Okay, scratch the photo shoot. The douche with the tattoo just makes you guys look absurd.
jimmeh_bate
the only place an emo kid is actually cooler than someone... oh wait, is that han solo?
GAM
(damn i forgot my gun again, fooling this prisoner will take most of my cunning,.... nay, all of my cunning) /point
Eddie_the_Hated
Don Quixote's experimentation with LSD in the late seventies still haunts him to this very day...
Carto812
"we've just got a description of a peeping tom, dressed as an imperial officer, wearing glasses and armed with a digital camera, oh nevermind we got him"
Nift
At a Good Charlotte concert, the other planets finally discover what that awful noise was coming from earth.
ravenrriddle
A poor performance review often resulted in getting stuck with protecting the Emperor's nephew, Todd. -solrac "HAHAHA. LOOK, I TATTOOED HAN SOLO ON MY ARM. TAKE THAT, UNCLE BITCH. EMPEROR OF MY ASS! HEY, LEMME SEE YOUR LASER GUN."
uranowsk
Everyone in this picture is a virgin. Except the guy on the right with the gun He gets so much action.
someperson11122
you can see the one on the right had enough of the other one saying "I'm the best!"
hello.
the storm trooper is about to blow his fucking head off. and he's laughing at his himself.
AndyC.
As always, Phil won the costume contest with his fantastic "total douchebag" outfit.
jgibbsjr
Alright, Hand Solo (makes jerking motion) we see the tatoo. Get out of our picture!
rayjuncanayjun
Lord vader, when you mom picks us up do you think she can stop and get us some pizza bagels?
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