Notable Comment: Rocky says "What about Michael Bolton? Did a few 80's metal albums before going soft-pop." See, you're missing the point: Bolton should be getting the public to forget about his current career and focus on his material that doesn't immediately highlight what a total wuss he is.
DIRT MCGIRT IS CRAZY!
Hulk Hogan Pasta to Shaq Fu: The 11 Most Pointless Celebrity Products
On the plus side, this article will direct your attention to the greatest video game starring a former US President's cat that you're likely to find this week.
Notable Comment: Mrgator189 says "What about the Larry Holmes Grillmaster Xl?
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LOST IS CRAZY!
5 Lost Questions the Writers Probably Won't Answer
Prepare to be disappointed by one of the few shows left that still has new episodes.
Notable Comment: DrFreakazoid has his own theory regarding the mysterious four-toed statue and, unfortunately, we guarantee it makes more sense than whatever the writers come up with will: "The producers said to a set designer 'Here's some money. Create the foot of a huge ancient sculpture.' Then when it was done, 'Kee-rist! It's only got four toes! You idiot! You spent all our money on this retarded piece of crap! Sigh. Oh well. Maybe we can work it in as another mystery. The viewers won't know the difference.'"
1950'S ADVERTISERS ARE CRAZY!
5 Retro Commercials Companies Would Prefer to Forget
Looking for reasons to be offended AND smoke Winston's smooth cigarettes? Look no further!