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Next Year's Oscar Nominees (If the Strike Doesn't End)

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Unlike network TV, the box office has survived the writer's strike just fine so far. But that's only because it takes longer to make a movie than a TV show, and it won't last forever.

If nothing gets resolved, what will next year's Oscar nominees look like? We offered a prize to whoever has the Photoshop skills to tell us. The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:


by evilkumquat




by Rubbin Hood




by peedsllab




by Sanchez




by Sanchez




by Johnny Roastbeef




by keithito




by Drunky McStumble




by Sanchez

(Hint: Google "candiru" if you're not familiar with it. Or better yet, don't).




by KillerofSnakes




by The Edge Will Cut You




by Luke McKinney




by tayser




by Ryan




by Danger1

(Based on the hit desktop game).




by Maran




by KillerofSnakes




by MadPiper6




by Deathwish Jones




by Mortal Wombat




by fancytaco



And the winner is...


by Sanchez

Congrats, Sanchez. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

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What would internet ads look like in a world where absolute honesty and disclosure are required? You tell us, using your Photoshop skills. Post your entries here, in the Cracked.com forums. If you win, we'll give you money.



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