The War Against YouTube Porn Spam Begins: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
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Screw You Porn Addicts
Like a lot of people, I’m FED UP with all the porn spam that’s being posted on YouTube. It’s been bugging me for a while, but I could never find the right words to explain myself. Finally our movement has found its voice. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Pruane2Forever1.
It’s about time.
If this kid continues to spout sage advice like “stop jackin’ off, find a chick, and have sex with her,” I’m pretty sure our movement will begin to gain traction. Pretty soon YouTube will be a pristine internet locale, clean as freshly-fallen untrodden snow. All we have to do is get this kid’s voice out there to the masses.
I showed this video to a porn spammer2 I know. Know what happened? He started bawling like a little baby, went home and signed up for an associate’s program at his local community college. I’m talking results here, people! Let’s get the message out!
Based on most of the 500 comments people have already posted in response to this powerful, moving video, I think we’re already making progress:
“lol, what a bullshit” - rubi84
“You don’t like porn? Fag.” - Peikon
“i hope you die in a car accident” - BKajun06
One user at a time, Pruane2Forever3. One user at a time.
1 I would like to point out that, according to his YouTube profile, this kid’s name is “Sexman,” he’s 54 years old, and he owns a company called “Gang Bang Prodouctions” [sic]. That is all.
2 You thought porn spammers were bots? Wrong. They’re just normal dudes who love internet porn.
3 Be sure to check out his other videos, too, including a review of the new Rambo movie, a rant on why “Jerry Sienfield” [sic] sucks and this AWESOME fight he had with his dad.
January 30th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
geez, reading the comments posted on that kids youtube site, makes me wonder just how long before he contemplates suicide.
Sure, he’s completely in a dream world if he thinks his video is gonna do anything, but it’s amazing how many people can be so harsh over something so harmless.
January 30th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
I think he should spend more time with orthrodontic consultations and a little less with his video camera.
January 30th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Does watching videos like the one above make anyone else uncomfortable? I get the same awkward feeling I used to get attending my friend’s terrible plays in High School.
January 30th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
It’s okay Swaim. I’m pretty sure pedofiles get the same feeling when looking at young boys, so you’re probably not the only one.
January 30th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Anyone else think this kid looks like the retarded hybrid offspring of Lea Thompson and Howard the Duck??….
January 30th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
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January 30th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
How could you not mention Pruane2Forever vs. The Snow People? Pure gold.
January 30th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Askyew is spouting quite possibly the most insightful comment spam I’ve ever seen.
Dan - I hadn’t watched that one, but you’re right: totally genius… but also kinda sad. Poor lil guy.
January 30th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
WHY?!
why does his mouth look like i’m viewing it through a magnifying glass?
i do not understand how disproportion of this magnitude could occur in a human being.
January 30th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
also, he doesn’t sound angry, he sounds disappointed. and that’s the worst. i thought i got away from that tactic when i moved away from my parents, but i’m being made to feel guilty about something i didn’t even do by a boy who looks like the personification of the word ‘mangled’.
January 30th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
You got to give the kid credit , to keep on posting in the face of a lot of negative comments.
Of course that nothing any Cracked Blogger would understand.
January 30th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Yeah, i’m still reeling from indirectly making life difficult for people 300 miles away.
It’s hard to take that sort of criticism and keep going. This kid’s a hero!
January 30th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Personally, I think “Why Not to Comite Suicide” is his best work. He got a great performance out of first-time actor Mr. Lion, which one must appreciate from a directorial stand point as Mr. Lion is what some in the acting community refer to as “not alive.” Technical lingo aside, I know I will not be “comiting” suicide anytime soon, and for that, we have only Pruane2Forever to thank.
January 30th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
So, on a bizarre personal note, I was watching Attack of the Show on G4 just now because a Those Aren’t Muskets sketch was # 2 in their “around the web” countdown (our first-ever TV appearance, thank you very much). Number one? This video. Nice to know that when we get beaten, it’s by the best.
January 30th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Is his voice dubbed? Something doesn’t look right here.
January 31st, 2008 at 12:56 am
I’m pretty sure he’s typed out what he wants to say and is reading it directly off of the screen.
January 31st, 2008 at 1:21 am
Personally, my favorite of his videos was the Sienfield rant, mostly because he points out all the reasons why it wasn’t realistic. “Bees couldn’t lift a plane! Maybe a bunch of elephants could, but not bees!” I think this is what happens when you give a 12 year old a webcam, though he is an exceptional 12 year old. But I ain’t hatin’, I saw what he did to those snowmen. You want to get a badminton racket to the neck? I didn’t think so!
January 31st, 2008 at 8:25 am
What if you had a hundred million bees? Also, what size of plane are we talking here? Maybe Cracked Science Corner!!!11!! can do the math for us.
January 31st, 2008 at 8:54 am
This type of video does make me uncomfortable. Like I’m feeling the embarrassment and shame that the person in the video is cleary incapable of feeling. I can’t watch any reality TV for the same reason.
February 1st, 2008 at 1:43 am
This kid kind or reminds me of Beavis and Butthead. His video where he pulls his dad off the bed and his dad hits his head is the best.
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:25 am
I wonder how much stupid crap I would have left on the internet if I had grown up in the era of youtube…
Shit, I’d be unemployable.
Kid is 12 or something. If you can’t publicize idiotic poorly spelled crap at that age, when can you?
Course, bet you 10 bucks he’s actually some sort of marketing genius and will parley this exposure into a TV show on Nickelodeon.
February 3rd, 2008 at 6:21 pm
He reminds me of Bill Haverchuck.
February 13th, 2008 at 7:49 am
Have you seen the one where he fights his dad? At first it looks like he’s molesting him, before finally giving him a concussion.
From the way that his dad was talking, he appears to either be an alcoholic or suffering from some kind of mental disorder. Either way, this kid has a tragic home life.
Chris
February 27th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
The kid in that video is ugly. Last time Rodney Dangerfield saw a mouth like that…it had a hook in it. Ugly boy…take your videos off the Internet. I had food in my mouth when I came across your ugly mug and almost choked! Who did your Mother draw short straw from to have to fuck to get a prize like you?!
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March 9th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
lol, u quoted me?^^
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