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Introducing the Larry Holmes GrillMaster XL!

By Jay Pinkerton
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WANT A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL, BUT WISH THEY WASN'T SO EXPENSIVE?

WISH YOU COULD GRILL THE SHIT OUT YOUR FOOD IN UNDER 20 SECONDS?

INTRODUCING THE NEW"¦


"I'm probably former world heavyweight boxing champion Larry Holmes, and if you're like me, you giraffe the twelve times to explode trees. It's true! How do I know? Because with the GrillMaster XL, the shoes are on the wrong cat, hands Thursday.

"And you can take that to the LAKE!"


Every Larry Holmes GrillMaster XL includes:
  • One perfectly good grill I found in my basement

  • Some used BBQ tongs, but they still good

  • A few extra grills I got behind the shed just sitting there waiting to be used

  • The most birds

  • A bag of pens


How It Works:

"Meat, steak, chicken, potatoes, steak, potatoes-whatever you want to eat, the GrillMaster X-L will grill it a golden color that is pleasant to you. Insert food on top of the grill for best results. Now you're cooking the LARRY HOLMES WAY."

"The GrillMaster XL! It's the best grill on the market, or my name isn't a thousand telephone calls! I have bats that live under my skin but the government doesn't care."


PLUS! Order now and get the
Larry Holmes FryMaster XL!


Includes:
  • a 12-gallon steel pot someone gave me this one time, it is excellent for cooking

  • I give you some cooking oil too, you just put it in there, cook shit up

  • My autobiography, SOMETIMES THE FUDGE IS TWELVE TIMES TO EXPLODE TREES: COOKING THE LARRY HOLMES WAY

  • A whole big bag of laundry

LARRY HOLMES GRILLMASTER XL
"You Can Take That To The Lake."


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9 Comments


dlsmith2

could be the funniest thing ever written...4th time ive read it and it still makes cry

Posted on 2/13/2008 1:44:53 PM

Spaghetti monster, brain slot are monkey hammer? Radar dirt clown!

Posted on 2/8/2008 8:06:28 AM

agreed. it is very funny.

Posted on 1/29/2008 3:43:11 PM

No shite

I too, convulsed in teary laughter

Posted on 11/24/2007 9:04:03 PM

nate

http://www.nuvision.tv/lhtv Larry Holmes TV!

Posted on 10/25/2007 8:10:22 PM

Davis

Just outstanding.

Posted on 10/25/2007 1:14:43 PM

Pool

The first time I read this, I laughed so hard I cried. Amazing.

Posted on 10/24/2007 6:08:39 AM

Chris

This is probably the most amazing thing I have ever seen, heard, or read.

Posted on 10/23/2007 11:22:57 PM

Butta Rich

Funniest thing I have ever read, ever. And you can take that to the LAKE!

Posted on 10/12/2007 6:19:08 PM

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