crw33te
Hang on Bruce, and let me let me fix your pants we don't want you looking stupid up here.
Roland1232
Anti-fur protesters about to throw red paint slowly lowered their buckets. Somehow this felt right.
Halogen
Don't you just hate it when your entire body is cold, but your wrists & ankles are "flammin'"? *cough* ...sorry
nuro
so i'm staring at this picture trying to think of a caption. my boss walks in, says "what are you doing" "staring at this picture" i reply. He says nothing, turns and leaves. shit.
Rienke
Seriously, is there a non-gay joke you can make about this picture? No? Okay then.
dogico
Harnessing all that is disco and unicorns, Tony realized his full potential and became Lord of the Gays.
Mioljinr
Maybe it was a mistake to let Elton John finance a remake of "Scarface." But you gotta admit...it gives an all new meaning to the phrase, "Say hello to my little friend!"
CaptainSpanky
Well if you want to hand out Gospel tracts in downtown San Francisco, you have to do something special.
simplicityiskey
Sanjaya Malakar and Clay Aiken found that life after American Idol wasn't all it's cracked up to be.
lord_galathon
It's unfortunate, but once you've seen it, you can't "unsee" it. Sweet dreams.
pearshapeboy
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.. .. Ming was obviously from Mongo.
pearshapeboy
Pink Panthro limbers up as filming begins on the George Michael adaptation of 'Thundercats the Movie'.
roninhobbit
Nickelback's Chad Kroeger discovers that he looks totally straight as long as he always stands behind this guy.
porsche
You shouldn't have to try this hard to become an extra in the "Sex and the City" movie.
Fairview
It would take decades for the cotton candy industry to recover from the infamous "Come Get Something Sweet" campaign.
Crenshaw
It was at this moment when Bono finally realized he had lot touch with his roots.
Crenshaw
It was at this moment when Bono finally realized he had lost touch with his roots.
awdragon
Bono premiers new look at the Sundance screening of "U2 3D" in Park City, Utah earlier this month. He announced that his old look was "2D".
awdragon
Bono premiered a new look at the Sundance screening of "U2 3D" in Park City, Utah earlier this month. He announced that his old look was "2D".
penumbrage
"Are you ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY certain that your outfit just HAS to have a tampon string?"
darkstorm
Romney's attempts to woo the more liberal voters of his party fall a little short.
vasrchr
Paula: Overall it was good. I liked the dancing. Randy: You need to work more on the emotion, man! Simon: You sounded like a hairless fag with his cock pressed tight and about to get assed. But I like the outfit.
Fairview
History would remember him as the man who officially made it OK to use the word "gay" to mean "completely fucking retarded."
Mope777
You know Bob,from here it looks like you have a ball hanging out............and that might make people think you are gay.
cwb431
Engrossed as he was in the music, Anthony failed to notice the caterpillar attack until far, far too late.
aborym
Evem after having played the three most important figures in human history - Jesus, Batman and John Connor - Christian Bale still found it a challenge to play Boy George.
aborym
Even after having played the three most important figures in human history - Jesus, Batman and John Connor - Christian Bale still found it a challenge to play Boy George.
aborym
Though his sexuality had been legitimately questioned before his coming out, Lance Bass desired to eliminate any shred of doubt.
aborym
The Westboro bunch finally turned violent, claiming their first victim by putting a javelin through his sodomite head.
Phaniman
Apple's minimalist take on the assless fursuit had the fanboys very..very excited
lawdragon
" 'Dis will NEVER do! My contract was verrry specific... I wanted an assistant who 'es expereniced in corseting a QUEEN!"
acid
NEXT on Heroes.... Mohinder Suresh finally unleashes his powerssss. And it is absolutely faboo!
acid
The moment the fans saw the tissue roll, Pole Ryder's days as a celebrated gay porn celeb was numbered.
grumnut1
Having guessed Charlton Heston to be a fellow traveller - Stewart had no problems opening the annual NRA Convention.
Roland1232
Look out behind you, Gay Fox! It's Speculo, with his Ribbed Dildo! RUN! ... Why aren't you running dude?
grumnut1
Don't stress it, the chicken and black baby will be here soon with your codpiece and coke.
abend954
The crime fighting duo, Super Fag and Goth Boy, broke up after due to constant arguement about costume design.
Aethelend
After going with the same uniforms since the beginning, Batman and Robin decided to change their look...
Guitargasm
Normally i would say dont jump, but in this case, i'm just gonna hope for the ......jump.
Shmichael
Hulio and Chester were about to meet their end. No gay man was safe after the government trained giant clams to hunger for homosexual flesh.
fedrich
For some reason, Jackass:The Musical wasn't as well received as the previous installments.
BunnyBordeaux
This is an OUTRAGE! How many gay, pink bunnies had to die to make that outfit?!? I'm calling PETA.
vasrchr
The WHAM reunion tour was a big hit as George Michaels combines his community service/trash pick up with an outdoor concert.
danwell331
By keeping the wrist and ankles warm while, at the same time, looking fabulous, men could adapt and lay eggs from their nether regions.
toasterweasel
Who wants to sign up for a low cost home equity loan? Exclaimed Roberto the salesman of the year for Countrywide Home Loans.
SpankTV
The pilot episode of Gay-Man and Bobin met mixed resaults only one out of 10 men and one perplexed lesbian, tuned in
whitetrashninja
hey chris stop dancing, you might wanna take those glasses off, they look a little gay.
Wembley
As one door closes, another opens in New Orleans. John Edwards is no longer running for President of the United States, but he's a no-brainer for King of Mardi Gras.
mmpl
German hairdressers may not have a word for fluffy, but they sure know how to take a little of the top and clean up the sides.
IrishTerror
You ever been to the Easter Parade in Rio de Janiero? It's craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy.
lawdragon
Johnny prays the bulge will draw attention away from his massive, upper third chest-nipple...
randychico
"For my next trick I will make this Chinese parasol disappear!!" "That's my arm!!"
randychico
Seriously, no joke, I'm troubled by what's peeking through those hot HOT pants.
Pwnzerfaust
His feathers fluffed, his chest outstretched, the pink-scrotumed man-diva prepared to engage in his mating dance.
monkey_marshal
Randeep couldnt keep it in any longer, it was the only way he could think of to get him out of his marriage to sunita!
Roland1232
With several firmly ensconced in the pink, Mike gives the signal for one in the stink.
keeks137
I was beginning to think that the psychologist's Rorshach blots were setting me up for something. "I see a firetruck."
aritolla
Jared had a newfound sense of confidence with a roll of carefully placed tube socks.
Fairview
Seconds later, Jonny Fairplay received his second humiliating public body slam.
JAIlovar
"Eli Stone" didn't do so well despite George Michael's post promotional efforts
pizzamogul
"Let's Paaarr-ttteeee... what? You forgot to pack the sunblock??? Dammit, Zach! I don't know why I let you tag along to these things anyways!?!"
beeteater30
Guido and Adrian were getting frisky on the set of Samwell's video for "What, What In The Butt".
john0
Delighted that he no longer carried the Burdon of running for office, Giuliani finally exhaled and became the man he always wanted to be.
danwell331
They began to adapt and multiply: By keeping their feet and wrists warm and looking fabulous at the same time, a chemical reaction allows men to lay eggs from their nether regions.
malachi
"I find that this shade of pink brings out my blinding masculinity quite well." "Yes, sir."
waty
The Golden Gate "Get the Vote Out" rally takes an ironic turn, when Johnny Cottonballs loses his ballot.
Filius
"Hey there. Have you heard of the church of jesus of latter day saints. Take a pamphlet"
dogico
Harnessing all that is disco, Ray realized his true potential as queen of the gays.
jortax
Rossco decided to use the hide in plain sight technique and stowed the stolen egg right where everyone would be looking.
chrisjax2
Kinda makes you want to sing "Macho man" by the Village People. Body...wanna feel my body? Body...such a thrill my body Body...wanna touch my body? Body...it's too much my body Check it out my body, body. Don't you doubt my body, body. talk
Lizardking1726
Suddenly he felt it. Gary new that the penalty of his balls slipping out would cost his country the Olympic medal...
Goose
"Now look! I know not everyone agrees with homosexuality, but was throwing a spear at my head really necassary?"
big
Fannypack Superman decides that Clark Kent is just too boring of a secret identity and decides to spice things up just a little bit.
DickMacovitz
Many children were shocked when all but the easter bunny's shins and wrists were shaven.
MitchConner
Going for It: Darrius Zermif is awarded his Gold medal, moments after learning his fuzzy pink prosthetic legs would not get him disqualified from the Gay Olympics.
MuscleMilk
Damn it Rainbow call 911, I told you it wasnt a good idea to use a carrot...now its stuck
Daercoma
Marvel denies there's a velvet underground in Hollywood. Make sure you enjoy Captain Rimshot in 08!
bergerac
Gimme a Peee..... PINK! Gimme an Oooo....Oh my god its Chrithtian Thlader! Gimme another Oooo...Othcar Wilde! Gimme an Ffff....its Fur!
clOne
There's a falw in the gay-seed. Space Marine, You will be executed for the good of the chapter.
harrisonjoe1
You know how I know your gay... YOu have a I love balls in my mouth sticker on your ass!
harrisonjoe1
You know how I know your gay? You let someone put a "I love balls sticker" on your ass!
bbwlovely
It would be nicer if he have a pink neck scarf. LOL ============================== I am Coco, a very sexy plus size woman. "TxFunChick1" is my handle at the bbw chat club "bigpersonal.com". Catch me there to find more about me and my videos.
bmgcanucker
Along with Ram-Man, and Lock Jaw , Fuzz Anal-Fister found himself on the cutting room floor of the hollywood epic.
mnemosyne23
Through the wonders of plastic surgery, Cher finally took her rightful place amongst her legion of fans by becoming a flamboyantly gay man.
bbwlovely
It would be nicer if he have a pink neck scarf. ======================== I am Coco, a very sexy plus size woman. "TxFunChick1" is my handle at the bbw chat club "bigpersonal.com". Catch me there to find more about me and my videos.
Ronsonic
At this point in your Gaydar calibration procedure, the meter should be showing full deflection.
lawdragon
"Serioulsy Paco, you are going to treat the village peoples' renion as thoush we are "outsiders or morons"?
dr-kawfi
"Hun, get out from behind there! How many times have a told you, NOT IN PUBLIC."
Itsfuckenicht
The rebel was silenced by the Emperor's expertly camouflaged Goon squad before he managed to reveal the real identity of Darth Vader.
Dreamsicle
Sadly, Johnny misheard his father's directions "Get a mannequin for my guy bar!"
Dick_Richard
Jerry and Ahmir were soon going to learn the consequences of taking too much acid.
DesertEagle
Oh shit, I left my wedding ring at home. Now everyone's going to think I'm gay.
bknoxx1
Hey, thanks for coming with me this morning, man. I would have felt REALLY stupid by myself.
stackismom
I think the white sock is sticking out.I should have used a sausage I knew it.Why are you asking me to cough? Hey is that your finger?
AlekB
After being desperate to find work, Mario Lopez finally came out and well.... This is the result of that equation...
Ranger
I'm too sexy for these moonboots, too sexy for these boots, I'm too sexy... http://neilsnotes.com/?page=15&catid=29&sku=E-CD00370
whitetrashninja
oh god the syrum is taking over my!...my!..my! MY MIND IS TELLIN ME NO!!!! BUT MY BODY!!!! MY BODY! IS TELLIN MY YES!!!!!!!!
PopsicleStix
On a very special episode of "Jackass", Johnny Knoxville comes out of the closet--and Steve-O kicks him in the nads.
chrisnaish
All this could be yours for only $99.95 with our patented BUILD YOUR OWN STRIP CLUB boxed set.
onqpr
as the last pink furred bear looked down from heaven he realised the futility of man, and depressed to see his legacy.
onqpr
as the very last pink furred bear looks on he cries at the fate of him and his species.
Ranger
Freddie Mercury is turning over in his grave right about now! http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=13&catid=19&sku=ENGL-CD00285
taran99
"Now if you pull gently on the trigger, Little Timmy over there will get a nice surprise."
basty123
Tool Time!!! with Tim Taylor... Hey hey hey thats not where the screwdriver goes Al!
Hamper
"Let me put this on over your speedo. I swiped it from the leg of a guy standing at a pipe filling a water bottle. The color was just perf."
Cooper88
You know, they fought so hard to march in the St. Patrick's Day Parade, you'd think they'd at least wear green.
Your#1Friend
I think this is reason enough not to bring your children to the gay pride parade.
Your#1Friend
I think this is reason enough to NOT bring your children to the gay pride parade.
TheRick
the force was strong in Darth Maul but his cousin Darth FanciFab left the family somewhat disappointed
DickeMan
Bobby Trendy tried his damndest to make it as a star after trying so hard to ride the coattails of Anna Nicole Smith.
Boomstick18
"Ok, the movies called 'Ghostbusters' and the symbol is Bill Murray getting raped by a giant road cone!" "Um.....what about a ghost?" ".....ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?!"
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