JasonF
"I can't believe you guys forgot your gloves. NEWS FLASH! STORM TROOPERS WEAR GLOVES! God dammit. Now we look ridiculous ."
benny_d
Brian if you're not gonna take this seriously you fuck off... Man you can still see the goddam whirlpool sign!!! Me and Jeff look like the real deal and you look like a fuckin dick in a whirlpool box... C'MON....
abend954
After the destruction of the uninsured DeathStar, the empire fell on some financial hard times.
Roland1232
We're here to be beaten mercilessly by bullies and chew bubblegum, and we're all out of bubblegum.
phreesh
While the boys had a great time at the convention, the decistion to attend the evening bonfire would prove tragic.
tekdirek
"Those World of Warcraft fees are really cutting into our Star Wars costume budget."
Wembley
I *KNOW* the air guitar thing is from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure...I'm being "ironic", asshole. GOD.
Mioljinr
If 20th Century Fox had ever seen this first draft of Star Wars, history might never had been made.
Technohawk
Helmets....Check! Guns.....Check! Appliance-related body armor...Check! Oh yeah, we're so getting laid tonight.
bacdac
The notoriety of the Kelly Gang increased, but their ability to withstand armor-piercing automatic fire was not all it was cracked up to be.
Goose
Even Darth Vader was concerned about the environment, and even though they would never say anything, the clones just didn't appreciate the biodegradeable recycled armour.
xenex11
Did you see those guys at SCIFI-con with their "store bought" costumes? I know...LAME!
montanaguy
Department of Homeland Security showcases it's latest developements in urban camoflauge
vasrchr
The concept of professional boxing is lost in translation in some 3rd world countries.
bacdac
The Academy rushed to produce an ill-conceived tribute to Heath Ledger, star of "Ned Kelly"
ddsg
The digitally re-remastered version of the Star Wars Trilogy proved to be mildly less disappointing than The Phantom Menace.
bob_skeleton
"In the future there will be robots." "Oh God! What if there's a robot uprising like on terminator?" "I wouldn't worry about it."
NeoRudeboy
After the destruction of the Death Star, the Empire had to make cutbacks in other areas to provide funds for rebuilding...
Quadrillion
As they prepared to enter the alley, Johnny couldn't help but feel that the cardboard shields would hinder their mobility and thereby limit their effectiveness against the opposing gang's lead pipes.
AnderX
after realizing that stormtrooper armor does nothing against a lightsaber, the emperor decided 'fuck it'
bloomautomatic
I don't care if it is 2 meters wide, you're not shooting anything into my exhaust port.
LondonBob
After finding out the Presidents disguise was already used in the movie Point Break, the Johnson gang had to scramble for a back up before the big job
BigPhillyMan
The StormTrooper Union decided enough was enough after the Emperor's latest cutbacks.
sallan
When people saw this slide at the high school graduation, they realized the suicides weren't that tragic after all.
ddsg
The digitally re-remastered version of the Star Wars trilogy proved to be only mildly less disappointing than The Phantom Menace.
Gamer.Elite
It's only a matter of time before suicide becomes a viable option for these guys.
Ranger
How does that go again? Oh yeah: wear a box, look like fucking idiots, AND carry a big stick. www.NeilsNotes.com
Ranger
Losing his fortune to a gambling problem. George Lucas tries making a come-back with Star Wars 7.
aborym
Lost to the annals of history was the epic battle on the suburb moon of Naperon V.
grimtime
And the other sluts were put to shame when the girl wearing the whirlpool shirt said "Let's see how many of your batons you can fit in my box."
lawdragon
Shockingly, movie lovers refuse to pay good money to watch Star Wars 10: "The poverty years"
abend954
The final demise of the Empire wasn't at the hands of the Rebel Alliance but rather a hostile corporate take over by Whirlpool Inc. and the ensuing downsizing.
Fairview
Behavioral Science Final Exam, bonus question: Which one of these men is not a 35 year-old chronic masturbator?
nuro
"fuck! they're back. Honey, Quick! i'll grab the hose and you run out there and act like a hot chick, thats bound to scare them off"
RhinoDoc
Seriously, Mom, studying for finals is taking all of my time. Hey, could you send me a little extra pizza money?
WhateversClever
Their sidekick stood behind them, as RedHead frowned at the fact that they SO did not agree on any robot goatees.
Stretch
"Alright, let's go kick that wookie's ass." "Who? Oh, you mean that guy with the old bathmat wrapped around his face?"
aritolla
out of luck, money and new ideas, the beastie boys new video fell short of expectations
Blacksheep
Ever since the second Death Star exploded, the Empire had been strapped for cash.
canes52
Star Wars re-enacters had considerably less resources at their disposal than their more respected U.S. Civil War counterparts.
scoob
Bunch of old shipping boxes? Garbage. Bunch of old shipping boxes with losers inside of them? Abstinence program.
NightEmber79
Wine box!?!?!? Wine Box!?!?! Ah, Jeezus, now your costume looks like crap...
colby_park
Few people remember just how different Star Wars was before the Special Edition...
AlexFightmaster
Some questioned George Lucas as to where the 3 million dollar budget went. Others applauded.
elshaft
star wars looks REALLY dated compared to the high level cgi we enjoy in todays films
HomerJ
At least it's not three women who somehow thought putting a size-12 bikini on their size-24 asses would make them look like the size-4 Princess Leia.
Governator
Wendy and Casey invite a special new friend to their space cardboard fetish pot luck.
dilly
"TK-421, did you just fart??!? You DID! You fat idiot, you're blushing! Fuck you, you fat smelly fat-ass! God you fucking stink."
mmpl
- Guys, I'm going startrooper. - We talked about this already, if you wanna hang with us wear some goddamn star wars underwear.
vasrchr
Budget cuts in the 5th precinct force the Police and Sanitation departments to collaborate in certain areas of public safety.
rix
Genome Soldier #2: "It worked for him, why not us?" Genome Soldier #3: "Yeah!" Genome Soldier #1 : "Shhhsh Guys, here he comes, now we'll see who has the last laugh, Snake!"
simplicityiskey
Due to recent budget cutbacks, riot police have had to resort to desperate measures.
Fairview
Though I'm primarily a Star Wars fan, I've subtly included an "H" as a shout out to my favorite BSG character, Helo, a "5" to show I'm down with fifth cylon conspiracy and the Whirlpool logo is so obviously Stargate, I felt no need to change it.
vidism7
back in the day when people used to be embarassed to get cought playing air guitar, they would wear masks to disguise their true indentities
grimtime
After the destruction of the Death Star, the storm troopers took their services elsewhere due to severe budget cuts by the Imperial.
ManualAutomaton
Gallo trooper knew he had won, he was the only one who had remembered to leave on his minuscule numbered hat.
HipoSiko
Behind his crooked smile, all the storm trooper could think of was the alluring Whirlpool torso of Gallo-Head.
wolfbaden6
Timmy had finally combined his love of Lego Star Wars with dumpster diving. He could now die in peace.
7THSON
He looks like a big white box with a door and the name "MAYTAG" on the door......
Boogleby
On the set of soulless cash-whore George Lucas' new flick: Star Wars for the Atari 2600: The Movie
Teflon
The first round of auditions for the movie Boxing Helena were far from successful.
acdc1fanrf
DAMMIT LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO TOM, I FUCKING HUMILIATED MYSELF...im never drinking with you again.
Goth
Whirlpool had his happiness stolen from him when he found that the other stormtroopers had also received their VaderCock replicas and had started without him...
kuudou
Upon the release of Halo 4, the fans decided that Bungie just doesn't try anymore.
caveman314
After being the second-largest supplier of washing machines for over a decade, Maytag resorts to some less-than ethical business tactics.
Rawbeefron
OK guys. If we all rush in at once, they wont notice that these costumes are actualy boxes
Loons
As a child, the 'Home Depot Gang' of bullies always picked on poor Luke Skywalker.
Ranger
To their own disbelief and disappointment, these boxers were not allowed into the dog show. www.NeilsNotes.com
yellowdrakex
"WATASHI NO NAMAEH OH HANASHITE KUDASAI, BITCH!" (Note* My Japanese is not that good. Feel free to re-translate.)
JessieArr
Oh yeah, bitch, you're the droid we're looking for. That Jedi crap isn't getting you out of this ass-whooping.
evilgorilla81
next on celebrity death match: Storm troopers vs. AWESOM-O in a handicap match!
evilgorilla81
next on celebrity death match: stormtroopers vs. AWESOME-O in a handicap match!
DickeMan
Man, I should have drawn the teeth on mine. Now I just look like a sad storm trooper in a red box. I've let you both down. I'm sorry.
Loftoll
Guys! Vader just called! His lottery ticket won! Now we can set up that Empire-conquering business we've talked so much about!
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