32 Ways the U.S. Just Doesn’t Care What the Rest of the World Does

Look every other country, you can keep your portion sizes, your multiple political parties and every U in every one of your weird words! Or should I say “wourds”? Either way, we’re fine the way we are right here in the good ol’ US of A, baby! Now get off our lawn before we and these here shotguns get all Wild West on your rear ends! God bless America!