15 Small-Town Myths and Legends That Make the Jersey Devil Look Like Snuffleupagus

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The USA is enormous. Enoooooormous. And there are so many goddamn places in it. Think about it — even if every state only had 10 places worth knowing about, that would still be 500 places. But there are so, so many more than that — tiny-ass hamlets, big-ass cities, giant-ass woods, enormous-ass canyons and everything in between.

Places need stories. They’re what turn somewhere from a geographical feature to somewhere you can come from. It’s no wonder, then, that a lot of these too-many places have developed myths and legends — tales of cryptids, tragedies and murderers eternally tied to specific spots. 

Most of them are almost certainly nonsense, but if you find yourself in an overgrown forest at night, engine spluttering, shadows taking on unsettlingly predatory shapes, they don’t necessarily feel it…

Iowa City, Iowa: Don’t Make Out Under the Scary Angel

Source / Josh Meier 

Bladenboro, North Carolina: Beware the Beast

Source / Nature 

Grunch Road, Louisiana: The Inbred Woodfolk Will Drink Your Blood

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Cumberland, Rhode Island: Listen out for Fingernail Freddy

Source / 949 Whom 

Sabattus, Maine: The Well to Hell

Source / WJBG 

Quitman, Arkansas: Don’t Get Fetched by the Arkansas Dog Boy

Source / Allied News 

Valentine, Nebraska: The Clarinetist Who Can Annoy You from Beyond the Grave

Source / Yamaha 

Slaughterhouse Canyon, Arizona: Fuck That Mother

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Brazil, Indiana: The Death-Foretelling Undertaker

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Pope Lick, Kentucky: Resist the Lure of the Goat Man

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Clifton, Virginia: The Bunnyman Will Get You

Source / NatGeo 

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