13 of the Most Embarrassing Criminals on the Planet

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It’s not impossible to get away with criminal activity these days, but many of the roughly 1.2 million incarcerated Americans will tell you that it’s pretty tough. With surveillance cameras on every corner and advancements in forensic science, it’s tough for even some of the best minds in criminality to get off scot-free. Sorry, dummies, your “plans” just didn’t stand a chance. If we’ve learned anything today, it’s that a “well-thought out” crime can only be as “well-thought out” as its creator’s brain will allow.

It must’ve been hard for these criminal masterminds to accept that their plans could be so easily thwarted. But as embarrassing as these crimes should be, maybe their perpetrators are dumb enough to not even perceive them as embarrassing. Maybe one day, we’ll track down their current place of incarceration and conduct a dumb little true-crime interview of our own. Either way, whether they’d like to admit it or not, here are 13 of the most embarrassing criminals on the planet.

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When you pry it from my cold, dead head.

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Remember the Mannequin Challenge? These guys definitely do.

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Apparently, the drugs brought people closer to God.

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Go directly to jail… Do not collect your change.

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You can brag about anything on social media!

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Yes, definitely come on in for an interview.

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Did this man sentence you?! Well, you could be in luck!

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Bigger than Jesus, but not bigger than the law.

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ey, we all get hungry after a hard day’s work. Whatever that work happens to be.

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