13 Metal As Hell Places You Can Actually Visit

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Honestly, the fact that there’s a place called The Gates of Hell right here on planet Earth and there hasn’t been one metal festival there is a complete travesty. Ozzfest, Wacken, and Hellfest should all be ashamed of themselves. Yes, Turkmenistan is one of the hardest places to visit on Earth, so attracting thousands of festival-goers to the grounds would be a challenge, but couldn't one metal fest make it happen just to say they did?!

Then, from the looks of this list, that fest could bounce around to several hellish destinations around the globe. Places with mummified monks, skulls stacked to the ceiling, or mutilated dolls possessed by a drowned girl would serve as any metalhead’s hot spot, so stop messing around Ozzy, and let us plan your next fest! If not, all good, we’ll just start our own metal band and use this as a template for our first tour! Cracked Skulls comin’ atcha… The second we learn how to play these instruments and write a bunch of songs. We’ll get on that, you get on these 13 metal as hell places you can actually visit! 

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Dracula’s bachelor pad! Cue the “sucks” jokes.

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You wouldn’t think dolls could be “metal,” but here we are.

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Go for the Louvre, stay for the Catacombs.

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Another sequel in the Ghostbusters franchise?!

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And hey, it’s only ten bones to get in.

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The “Black Hole” would’ve sounded more metal, but what are ya gonna do?

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Christian Metal is still metal!

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You can feel hell beneath your feet in Pennsylvania.

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Pfft, a guide?! We got this!

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Be honest, you only know what guano is because of Ace Ventura 2!

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Want to go inside a volcano? Well, this is your only chance.

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