24 Rejected Olympic Events We'd Be Great At

The Olympics are great for wasting time while sleeping off a hangover on the couch, but we've always found the over-achieving athletes hard to identify with. We asked you to create some events that even the profoundly lazy could get in on.
24 Rejected Olympic Events We'd Be Great At

The Olympics are great for wasting time while sleeping off a hangover on the couch, but we've always found the overachieving athletes hard to identify with. We asked you to create some events that even the profoundly lazy could get in on. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Ipny NA Pillersee Vol NI ERDGAS 3 NERE GRACKEDOO
Women's Cardboard Tube Fencing CRACKED COM NL GBR 7 2/6 CAN 0
CRAGKEDG CON IN MOST DIVISIVE INTERNET COMMENTER
CRACKED.COM 76 75 Beyjing 20 CAN JIMMY WILSON ROUND 1 DIFFICULTY 0.0 MEN'S RATIONALIZATION
CRACNEDCON 220 999 605 NBC MENS SX DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON FINALS LONDON LIVE 242 PM LD NEXT WOMENS OLVMPIC TWSTER SEMLLEINAS ONLYONNAC. STAY TUNED EOR
CRACKED 180 9 Wejeal H Via o o
CRAGKEDCO RANK Greece Round 2 Total 54.60 Synchronized Masturbation
CRACKED CONT SAV CVa
-sIll 02UK 3G BBC OLYMPICS LONDCN 2a12 USA Doritos Dorito tito LO USA DOMINATES MEN'S DORITOS EATING COMPETITION GERMANYTAKES GOLD IN NICKELBACK FRANC
CRACKEDG COM Hannibal Krause Puppy 63 Puppies Hug GER 2nd Attempt- NEW WORLD RECORD
CRACKED BESIN 10 004 $95002 GAME OVER
2004 he AThar 30 0o ATHN GR 30 ATHIN 2004 Qoo ATHINX 00 ATTHENG CRACKEDcO COM
7017 CLRCER T0TE STATRR 2155 STRNROD 393.0 RRROD A ATHENS 2004 ee 10
CRAGKED COM W NBC MENS 7 METER BELLY FLOP FINALS LONDON LIVE 11 MA STAY TUNED FOR THE MENS CANNONBALL FINALS COMING UP NE
03 Set 3 Horne Guest MVOIF Blarcelona 20 CRACKEDCON
CRACKED CONT REA 5:02 76 7'S INDIVIDUAL TIME TRIAL MEN SNOOZE TRIAL 5 AUsGS Cadel EVANS 0:050234
Chain-Smoking Semifinals 10 10 10 08 07 09 05 04 07 88316 BAPERS CRACKEDCO CONT
CRACKED.COM Wo EN'S CELLULAR SELF-PH )TAGRA FINA
50 0 02 A ens 2004 CO TOWEL WHIP
CRACKED.COM Men's Pruning semi-finals: Canada VS. Germany Time passed: Water : 4:47hrs lukewarm Susreiov obo Ted Flemmings Frank Dingel
GRAGKEDCOM Mer WMPIC. GRAB Loncon Lonplb 2012 201 8 WORDCLASS JOYATICK ae OOPR
CRAGKEDCOM HOT HANDS PRELIMINARIES USA: 3 NDON GERMANY: 1 USA
24 Rejected Olympic Events We'd Be Great At
CRAGKED.COM 37 Sn 4ne 2 ults of the Men's Procrastination Finals. The winner has not yet arrived

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