15 Things They Don't Tell You About Being President

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By: CRACKED Readers February 26, 2011 1,307,189 Views

Being President gives you access to all sorts of secrets. For instance, wouldn't you love to know who shot JFK or whether he secretly had sex with your mom and is actually your real dad, or what the Supreme Court is for?

We asked you to show us some Presidential secrets that would be even more intriguing than those. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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