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If you were an alien who'd just crash landed on earth, some of the metaphors that get tossed around in everyday conversation would be pretty confusing. But then you'd take the time to learn human languages, and you'd still be confused. Metaphors could be confusing, is what we're trying to say here.

We asked you to show us what the world might look like if figurative language was taken way too seriously. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by gatorboymike

Entry 12
by gatorboymike

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Entry by Inffunny

Entry 11
by Inffunny

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Entry by Futility

Entry 2
by Futility

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, Anyone. You win money.

Entry 1
by Anyone

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If Everything Was Made by Apple.

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How One Typo Could Have Changed Everything.

We're going with two contests this week. Contribute to the one that catches your fancy, or submit to both and double your chances at winning. Post your entries in the forum. The winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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