21 Super Bowl Commercials They Don't Have the Balls to Make

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Advertisers will spend millions of dollars per minute of air time on Super Bowl Sunday, and let's face it, most of what they come up with just isn't worth it. Tame jokes, cheap CG effects, mild attempts to stir up controversy ... it's all pretty safe stuff. So, we asked our Photoplasty contributors to tweak the formula on these ads a bit and offered $100 to the winner. But first, the runners-up ...

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21 Super Bowl Commercials They Don't Have the Balls to Make

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