delphindus

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  • Real Name: Danny Vittore
  • Location: The Internet
  • Member Since: September 16th, 2009
  • Last Seen: July 14th, 2014 8:43 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm only scary on the inside.
  • Message board posts: 695

About delphindus

It has been said that Danny Vittore has:

-Wrestled (and won!) against a Honey Badger
-Eaten a blob bot by accident
-A Dynasphere
-Done his part to slowing down the Soviet crab advance
-Rented a lion
-Then shot the lion with a hilariously large gun
-Ate too many carrots
-Been interviewed by Forbes here:

http://blogs.forbes.com/michaelhumphrey/2010/12/21/meet-the-justin-bieber-of-blogging-danny-vittore/

To find out more, read his articles below!
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Twitter account has landed! Check it out here:
http://twitter.com/#!/dannyvittore

All new blog right here: dannyvittore.wordpress.com/

I'm a freelance writer, so if you have any requests of any kind, feel free to contact me at: dannyvittore@gmail.com

Or better yet: PM me, it IS there for a reason.

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