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  • Real Name: Danny Vittore
  • Location: The Internet
  • Member Since: September 16th, 2009 02:55 am
  • Last Seen: October 15th, 2015 08:57 am
  • Personal tag line: I'm only scary on the inside.
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About delphindus

It has been said that Danny Vittore has:

-Wrestled (and won!) against a Honey Badger
-Eaten a blob bot by accident
-A Dynasphere
-Done his part to slowing down the Soviet crab advance
-Rented a lion
-Then shot the lion with a hilariously large gun
-Ate too many carrots
-Been interviewed by Forbes here:

To find out more, read his articles below!

Twitter account has landed! Check it out here:!/dannyvittore

All new blog right here:

I'm a freelance writer, so if you have any requests of any kind, feel free to contact me at:

Or better yet: PM me, it IS there for a reason.



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