So you want to know about me eh? Feel free to approach me and ask, I probably won't bite. Unless your name is something stupid like Jayden or Xander, then consider yourself bitten.

The most important thing you should know is that I have an offbeat sense of humor. So that time I told you I beat my girlfriend? Just some dark humor! That body you saw me dragging into the woods? A hilarious prank! The fire you saw me start because someone started digging their nose where noses shouldn't be dug? Comedy gold!

So come take a gander at my show, it's been nominated for like 6 Emmys and an unprecedented Oscar. Also a Grammy, but I try to ignore that biting insult.

And so we've come full circle. Biting to biting, weirdness to weirdness, and we end it all with some dumb hipster statement. "The circle of friends is the circle of life."

Feel free to add me on Facebook if you're bored with your normal friends: http://www.facebook.com/raceal2

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