WinstonRowntree

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  • Real Name: Winston Rowntree
  • Location: Walled in by text
  • Member Since: July 12th, 2009
  • Last Seen: October 16th, 2014 10:03 am
  • Personal tag line: I writed this.
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About WinstonRowntree

Thanks for reading, and please check out my webcomic too (which ironically has more text than my articles): www.viruscomix.com/subnormality.html And please visit me on facebook: www.facebook.com/subnormality

Articles

Why Apartment Hunting Sucks [COMIC]

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At Home With Robert De Niro [COMIC]

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If Bono Was a Superhero

| 220,469 views

The Mineral States of Man

| 202,694 views

An Oral History of the Blowjob

| 421,979 views

A Very Suspicious Customer

| 82,562 views

Every Album Ever

| 648,903 views

The Circle of Life: Jocks vs. Nerds

| 552,040 views

How NOT To Get Revenge On Your Ex

| 620,462 views

How To Win at Panhandling

| 276,484 views

The Real Santa Is Kind of a Dick

| 122,919 views

The Problem With Irony Detectors

| 106,638 views

If Hollywood Was a Person

| 158,153 views

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Videos

Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun?

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Star Wars Is Terrifying for Women

| 1,928,189 views

Why Mario is Secretly a Douchebag

| 1,453,917 views

Why Indiana Jones Secretly Sucks at His Job

| 1,032,021 views

The Only 8 Types of TV Shows That Get Made

| 1,094,931 views

The 4 Best Movie Universes To Die In

| 656,657 views

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