David Wong

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  • Real Name: David Wong
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: July 15th, 2003
  • Last Seen: January 30th, 2012 5:50 pm
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  • Message board posts: 40,626

About David Wong

I am the Senior Editor of Cracked.com. Hi.

My real name is Jason Pargin, I wrote a horror novel called John Dies at the End. Available now in hardcover!

http://www.johndiesattheend.com

Before this I spent eight years as the creator and editor and webmaster and head writer for pointlesswasteoftime.com.

Articles

  1. Presenting The Most WTF Trailer Ever: 'John Dies at the End'
    By: David Wong | | 247,666 views
  2. The 5 Most Implausible Old School Rap Songs
    By: John Cheese, David Wong | | 733,506 views
  3. 17 Images That Will Ruin Your Childhood
    By: David Wong | | 5,025,155 views
  4. 9 Major Stories Everyone Got Wrong This Year
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Robert Brockway, Jack O'Brien, Kristi Harrison, David Wong | | 2,009,059 views
  5. 5 Reasons The Future Will Be Ruled By B.S.
    By: David Wong | | 1,564,648 views
  6. The End of Online Anonymity: Why Will You Be Freaking Out?
    By: Christina H, David Wong | | 348,474 views
  7. The 10 Most Important Things They Didn't Teach You In School
    By: David Wong | | 4,559,242 views
  8. More Proof the Video Game Industry is Out of Ideas (E3 2010)
    By: David Wong | | 702,226 views
  9. The Day the Gaming Industry Died: Impressions from E3 2010
    By: David Wong | | 523,167 views
  10. 5 Reasons It's Still Not Cool to Admit You're a Gamer
    By: David Wong | | 2,694,202 views
  11. How 'The Karate Kid' Ruined The Modern World
    By: David Wong | | 622,208 views
  12. 5 Creepy Ways Video Games Are Trying to Get You Addicted
    By: David Wong | | 4,052,324 views
  13. 6 Popular Monster Myths (That Prove Humanity Is Doomed)
    By: David Wong | | 1,504,681 views
  14. 5 Horror Novels That Will Shrivel Your Balls This Halloween
    By: David Wong | | 519,231 views
  15. The 5 Circles of Baffling Web Comic Hell
    By: Nick Coffin, David Wong | | 1,575,156 views
  16. 5 Things The Gaming Industry Will Never Fix (And Why)
    By: David Wong | | 1,621,395 views
  17. 5 Terrifying Bastardizations of the Wikipedia Model
    By: David Wong | | 896,261 views
  18. 100 Unintentionally Hilarious Spam Subject Lines
    By: David Wong | | 639,004 views
  19. 5 Things You Think Will Make You Happy (But Won't)
    By: Elizabeth Benefiel, David Wong | | 2,297,737 views
  20. 2008: The Year the Geeks Took Over
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Jack O'Brien, David Wong | | 564,910 views
  21. Hate Cracked? WE'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER! Seriously.
    By: David Wong | | 80,247 views
  22. 5 Ways to Stop Trolls From Killing the Internet
    By: David Wong | | 954,769 views
  23. 6 Brainwashing Techniques They're Using On You Right Now
    By: David Wong | | 1,667,139 views
  24. The 7 Commandments All Video Games Should Obey
    By: David Wong | | 10,522,554 views
  25. 7 Viral Videos You Didn't Know Were Staged (and How They Did It)
    By: David Wong | | 1,919,360 views
  26. 10 Things Christians and Atheists Can (And Must) Agree On
    By: David Wong | | 1,420,048 views
  27. A Gamer's Manifesto
    By: David Wong | | 379,135 views
  28. Embrace the Horror
    By: David Wong | | 90,060 views
  29. 30 Reasons Eminem is Bad for Music
    By: David Wong | | 196,291 views
  30. Which is the Greatest Trilogy?
    By: David Wong | | 112,070 views
  31. Was 9/11 an Inside Job?
    By: David Wong | | 412,037 views
  32. 50 Reasons Lord of the Rings Sucks
    By: David Wong | | 490,069 views
  33. Life after the Video Game Crash
    By: David Wong | | 151,288 views
  34. The 10 Steps to Porn Addiction: Where Are You?
    By: David Wong | | 2,864,249 views
  35. Classic: The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses
    By: Owen Ball, David Wong | | 4,598,550 views
  36. 10 Things Christians and Atheists Can (And Must) Agree On
    By: David Wong | | 631,826 views
  37. The 12 Awesomest Games of 2010
    By: David Wong | | 1,672,627 views
  38. Harry Potter Book Disguises
    By: David Wong | | 437,445 views
  39. The Ultimate War Simulation Game
    By: David Wong | | 566,666 views
  40. Is Tupac Shakur Still Alive?
    By: David Wong | | 1,441,200 views
  41. The Ten Minute Suicide Guide
    By: David Wong | | 2,109,520 views
  42. A World of Warcraft World: 10 Ways Online Gaming Will Change the Future
    By: David Wong | | 514,033 views
  43. 5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen
    By: TE Sloth, David Wong | | 13,435,094 views
  44. The 10 Best Sci-Fi Films Never Made
    By: David Wong | | 1,248,213 views
  45. The Next 25 Years of Video Games
    By: Steve Woyach, David Wong | | 2,038,192 views
  46. What is the Monkeysphere?
    By: David Wong | | 1,064,278 views
  47. 7 Reasons the 21st Century is Making You Miserable
    By: David Wong | | 1,842,080 views
  48. The 10 Most Awesome Movies Hollywood Ever Killed
    By: David Wong | | 1,044,441 views

Columns

  1. 5 Ways to Tell You're Getting Too Old for Video Games
    By: John Cheese, David Wong | | 1,351,981 views
  2. 9 Types of Job that Will Destroy Your Soul
    By: David Wong | | 1,027,283 views
  3. The 6 Most Ominous Trends in Video Games
    By: David Wong | | 2,272,118 views

Topics

  1. Battlefield Earth: Reconsidered (With Boners)
    By: David Wong, DCD | | 110,668 views
  2. The Rule of 3 (Super Villains): How to Ruin a Franchise
    By: David Wong | | 208,270 views
  3. The 3D-TV Experiment: Just How Gullible Are Early Adopters?
    By: David Wong | | 113,109 views
  4. 9 Action Movie Cliches 'The Book of Eli' Uses [CHART]
    By: David Wong, djf4 | | 186,775 views
  5. Why Credit Card Companies Will Own Your Grandkids [CHART]
    By: David Wong | | 605,994 views
  6. Why Miracle Weight Loss Products Don't Work [CHART]
    By: Mortal Wombat, David Wong | | 304,993 views
  7. If Other Monsters Got the Twilight Treatment [CHART]
    By: David Wong, BRWombat | | 221,785 views

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