David Wong

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  • Real Name: David Wong
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  • Member Since: July 15th, 2003
  • Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 12:26 pm
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About David Wong

I am the Senior Editor of Cracked.com. Hi.

My real name is Jason Pargin, I wrote a horror novel called John Dies at the End. Available now in hardcover!

http://www.johndiesattheend.com

Before this I spent eight years as the creator and editor and webmaster and head writer for pointlesswasteoftime.com.

Articles

  1. 5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women
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  2. The 5 Most Implausible Old School Rap Songs
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  3. 17 Images That Will Ruin Your Childhood
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  4. 5 Reasons The Future Will Be Ruled By B.S.
    By: | | 1,685,609 views
  5. How 'The Karate Kid' Ruined The Modern World
    By: | | 774,418 views
  6. 6 Popular Monster Myths (That Prove Humanity Is Doomed)
    By: | | 1,581,158 views
  7. The 5 Circles of Baffling Web Comic Hell
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  8. 5 Things The Gaming Industry Will Never Fix (And Why)
    By: | | 1,709,684 views
  9. 100 Unintentionally Hilarious Spam Subject Lines
    By: | | 666,530 views
  10. 2008: The Year the Geeks Took Over
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  11. Hate Cracked? WE'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER! Seriously.
    By: | | 85,534 views
  12. 5 Ways to Stop Trolls From Killing the Internet
    By: | | 985,420 views
  13. 6 Brainwashing Techniques They're Using On You Right Now
    By: | | 1,757,416 views
  14. The 7 Commandments All Video Games Should Obey
    By: | | 11,014,879 views
  15. 10 Things Christians and Atheists Can (And Must) Agree On
    By: | | 1,466,481 views
  16. A Gamer's Manifesto
    By: | | 393,371 views
  17. Embrace the Horror
    By: | | 94,437 views
  18. 30 Reasons Eminem is Bad for Music
    By: | | 216,687 views
  19. Which is the Greatest Trilogy?
    By: | | 124,547 views
  20. Was 9/11 an Inside Job?
    By: | | 457,073 views
  21. 50 Reasons Lord of the Rings Sucks
    By: | | 553,132 views
  22. Life after the Video Game Crash
    By: | | 167,823 views
  23. The 10 Steps to Porn Addiction: Where Are You?
    By: | | 3,127,426 views
  24. Classic: The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses
    By: , | | 4,816,544 views
  25. The 12 Awesomest Games of 2010
    By: | | 1,695,643 views
  26. Harry Potter Book Disguises
    By: | | 458,728 views
  27. The Ultimate War Simulation Game
    By: | | 589,928 views
  28. Is Tupac Shakur Still Alive?
    By: | | 1,696,589 views
  29. The Ten Minute Suicide Guide
    By: | | 2,569,598 views
  30. The 10 Best Sci-Fi Films Never Made
    By: | | 1,319,216 views
  31. The Next 25 Years of Video Games
    By: , | | 2,244,148 views
  32. What is the Monkeysphere?
    By: | | 1,177,983 views
  33. 7 Reasons the 21st Century is Making You Miserable
    By: | | 1,981,863 views
  34. The 10 Most Awesome Movies Hollywood Ever Killed
    By: | | 1,212,343 views

Columns

  1. 6 Things Rich People Need to Stop Saying
    By: | | 3,239,416 views
  2. 5 Ways to Tell You're Getting Too Old for Video Games
    By: , | | 1,452,353 views
  3. 9 Types of Job that Will Destroy Your Soul
    By: | | 1,152,080 views
  4. The 6 Most Ominous Trends in Video Games
    By: | | 2,378,921 views

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