David Wong

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  • Real Name: David Wong
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  • Member Since: July 15th, 2003
  • Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 12:26 pm
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  • Message board posts: 42,255

About David Wong

I am the Senior Editor of Cracked.com. Hi.

My real name is Jason Pargin, I wrote a horror novel called John Dies at the End. Available now in hardcover!

http://www.johndiesattheend.com

Before this I spent eight years as the creator and editor and webmaster and head writer for pointlesswasteoftime.com.

Articles

  1. 5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women
    By: David Wong | | 3,494,512 views
  2. Presenting The Most WTF Trailer Ever: 'John Dies at the End'
    By: David Wong | | 278,673 views
  3. The 5 Most Implausible Old School Rap Songs
    By: John Cheese, David Wong | | 799,305 views
  4. 17 Images That Will Ruin Your Childhood
    By: David Wong | | 5,340,034 views
  5. 9 Major Stories Everyone Got Wrong This Year
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Robert Brockway, Jack O'Brien, Kristi Harrison, David Wong | | 2,048,585 views
  6. 5 Reasons The Future Will Be Ruled By B.S.
    By: David Wong | | 1,685,609 views
  7. The End of Online Anonymity: Why Will You Be Freaking Out?
    By: Christina H, David Wong | | 358,095 views
  8. The 10 Most Important Things They Didn't Teach You In School
    By: David Wong | | 4,775,383 views
  9. More Proof the Video Game Industry is Out of Ideas (E3 2010)
    By: David Wong | | 736,988 views
  10. The Day the Gaming Industry Died: Impressions from E3 2010
    By: David Wong | | 531,911 views
  11. 5 Reasons It's Still Not Cool to Admit You're a Gamer
    By: David Wong | | 2,769,720 views
  12. How 'The Karate Kid' Ruined The Modern World
    By: David Wong | | 774,418 views
  13. 5 Creepy Ways Video Games Are Trying to Get You Addicted
    By: David Wong | | 4,298,506 views
  14. 6 Popular Monster Myths (That Prove Humanity Is Doomed)
    By: David Wong | | 1,581,158 views
  15. 5 Horror Novels That Will Shrivel Your Balls This Halloween
    By: David Wong | | 535,371 views
  16. The 5 Circles of Baffling Web Comic Hell
    By: Nick Coffin, David Wong | | 1,622,388 views
  17. 5 Things The Gaming Industry Will Never Fix (And Why)
    By: David Wong | | 1,709,684 views
  18. 5 Terrifying Bastardizations of the Wikipedia Model
    By: David Wong | | 960,235 views
  19. 100 Unintentionally Hilarious Spam Subject Lines
    By: David Wong | | 666,530 views
  20. 5 Things You Think Will Make You Happy (But Won't)
    By: Elizabeth Benefiel, David Wong | | 2,407,126 views
  21. 2008: The Year the Geeks Took Over
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Jack O'Brien, David Wong | | 576,523 views
  22. Hate Cracked? WE'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER! Seriously.
    By: David Wong | | 85,534 views
  23. 5 Ways to Stop Trolls From Killing the Internet
    By: David Wong | | 985,420 views
  24. 6 Brainwashing Techniques They're Using On You Right Now
    By: David Wong | | 1,757,416 views
  25. The 7 Commandments All Video Games Should Obey
    By: David Wong | | 11,014,879 views
  26. 7 Viral Videos You Didn't Know Were Staged (and How They Did It)
    By: David Wong | | 2,110,570 views
  27. 10 Things Christians and Atheists Can (And Must) Agree On
    By: David Wong | | 1,466,481 views
  28. A Gamer's Manifesto
    By: David Wong | | 393,371 views
  29. Embrace the Horror
    By: David Wong | | 94,437 views
  30. 30 Reasons Eminem is Bad for Music
    By: David Wong | | 216,687 views
  31. Which is the Greatest Trilogy?
    By: David Wong | | 124,547 views
  32. Was 9/11 an Inside Job?
    By: David Wong | | 457,073 views
  33. 50 Reasons Lord of the Rings Sucks
    By: David Wong | | 553,132 views
  34. Life after the Video Game Crash
    By: David Wong | | 167,823 views
  35. The 10 Steps to Porn Addiction: Where Are You?
    By: David Wong | | 3,127,426 views
  36. Classic: The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses
    By: Owen Ball, David Wong | | 4,816,544 views
  37. 10 Things Christians and Atheists Can (And Must) Agree On
    By: David Wong | | 677,661 views
  38. The 12 Awesomest Games of 2010
    By: David Wong | | 1,695,643 views
  39. Harry Potter Book Disguises
    By: David Wong | | 458,728 views
  40. The Ultimate War Simulation Game
    By: David Wong | | 589,928 views
  41. Is Tupac Shakur Still Alive?
    By: David Wong | | 1,696,589 views
  42. The Ten Minute Suicide Guide
    By: David Wong | | 2,569,598 views
  43. A World of Warcraft World: 10 Ways Online Gaming Will Change the Future
    By: David Wong | | 548,998 views
  44. 5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen
    By: TE Sloth, David Wong | | 15,241,528 views
  45. The 10 Best Sci-Fi Films Never Made
    By: David Wong | | 1,319,216 views
  46. The Next 25 Years of Video Games
    By: Steve Woyach, David Wong | | 2,244,148 views
  47. What is the Monkeysphere?
    By: David Wong | | 1,177,983 views
  48. 7 Reasons the 21st Century is Making You Miserable
    By: David Wong | | 1,981,863 views
  49. The 10 Most Awesome Movies Hollywood Ever Killed
    By: David Wong | | 1,212,343 views

Columns

  1. 14 Photographs That Shatter Your Image of Famous People
    By: David Wong | | 3,606,766 views
  2. 5 Ways to Spot a B.S. Political Story in Under 10 Seconds
    By: David Wong | | 883,062 views
  3. 6 Things Rich People Need to Stop Saying
    By: David Wong | | 3,239,416 views
  4. 5 Ways to Tell You're Getting Too Old for Video Games
    By: John Cheese, David Wong | | 1,452,353 views
  5. 9 Types of Job that Will Destroy Your Soul
    By: David Wong | | 1,152,080 views
  6. The 6 Most Ominous Trends in Video Games
    By: David Wong | | 2,378,921 views

Topics

  1. Battlefield Earth: Reconsidered (With Boners)
    By: David Wong, DCD | | 112,690 views
  2. The Rule of 3 (Super Villains): How to Ruin a Franchise
    By: David Wong | | 226,040 views
  3. The 3D-TV Experiment: Just How Gullible Are Early Adopters?
    By: David Wong | | 115,123 views
  4. 9 Action Movie Cliches 'The Book of Eli' Uses [CHART]
    By: David Wong, djf4 | | 188,648 views
  5. Why Credit Card Companies Will Own Your Grandkids [CHART]
    By: David Wong | | 710,788 views
  6. Why Miracle Weight Loss Products Don't Work [CHART]
    By: Mortal Wombat, David Wong | | 311,528 views
  7. If Other Monsters Got the Twilight Treatment [CHART]
    By: David Wong, BRWombat | | 223,683 views

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