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Ryan "I Have No Talent" Seacrest is hosting The Emmys

No joke, he's hosting the Emmy awards.

I, for one, would love to see a signed letter from all the funny people who turned down the gig. It would say something like:

We all agree to co-host this shit together if you promise not to let Seacrest anywhere near the proceedings.

Love,

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