Yeah, I live in New Jersey. And I'm PROUD OF IT. I work for Cracked.com. It's not as fun as it sounds; I have to deal with a lot of MAD Magazine panty raids. WTF do they want with my panties anyway? Not that I wear panties.
Snuggie Sutra: 10 Ways to Use Sleeves on a Blanket [CHART] If you can suddenly reinvent keeping warm while getting cozy with a great novel, there's no reason you can't reinvent keeping warm while getting cozy with a great lover. Authors By Lex Friedman Published October 17, 2010
The Curse of the Fake News Anchor: Chevy, Craig, Norm and Me Authors By Lex Friedman Published April 04, 2009
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, and Not The Responsibilities of Parenthood Authors By Lex Friedman Published October 01, 2007
From the Vault: 8 Celebrities Whose Obituaries CNN Has Probably Already Written Authors By Lex Friedman Published August 30, 2007
Just Because I Wanted Some Bathroom Nookie Doesn't Mean I'm Gay Authors By Lex Friedman Published August 28, 2007
Penises in the News (And the Headlines Don't Involve Paris Hilton) Authors By Lex Friedman Published August 23, 2007
What would happen if a YouTuber REALLY moderated a Presidential debate? Authors By Lex Friedman Published August 22, 2007
Thank you, R. Kelly, for continuing the alien madness. Authors By Lex Friedman Published August 16, 2007
