Man Comics: The Return of The Punchmaster
Man Comics are so manly that they legally count as chest hair if you're making a pillow. But be warned: Each issue is gratuitously filled with full frontal, hard-punching action! One woman said Man Comics were the most violent thing she'd ever seen, and she watched her husband die transforming into a werewolf. And because this issue is so manly, I'd like to dedicate it to the memory of that woman's frigidity, which is about to die even harder than her abomination husband did.
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I tried to print your Man Comics and make a readable book, but the moment the pages were together, they went on a pillage spree and not only violated my mother and father at the same time, but I'm sure I heard it chanting to Dark Lord Seanbaby as it sacrificed my dog.
ReplyAlso my printer doesn't work any more. Sad face.
"Oh, before you go, what did that guy do?"
ReplyDear god. He questioned the punchmaster. And lived.
I taste like rain water on a peach is my new favourite line ever hahaha all my girlfriends will hear this. Over the course of my life that is, one at a time, im not a monster. I think. Oh jeez.
Reply"Honestly, the Punchmaster is a little stunned at how bad a move you're making."
ReplyHilariously understated!
I can't even read this again without crying tears because I KNOW how funny it is...!
ReplyEach of my sperm are now the size of a bee and have the voice of James Earl Jones! Thanks, Man Comics!!
Reply"I taste like rainwater on a peach."
ReplyThe best line ever.
"Punch-Master already knows."
KNOCK KNOCK,
ReplyPUNCH DELIVERY!
Oh god that panel made me laugh so hard
Man, every time I hit "random article" it always brings me to man comics. I guess it can't not, due to the awesomeness.
Replyth...th...there's a random button?
Oh, Punchmaster! Will you ever change?
Reply"The night wind can always carry one more scream" That's beautiful man
Replybetter than television.
ReplyYES better by. so. much..
More man comics please! "One count of f***ing with punchmaster", that was hilarious. The guy is a law unto himself. I grew a beard and a full chest pillow just by reading this. Pure concentrated awesome!
ReplyThis girl is limping like House! So funny...especially popsicle pete.
ReplyI thought 'hope you get to punch my dick boss' had left out a comma, and was some kind of invitation for the punchmaster to....stuff. i'm sure in the punchverse even the blokes want him.
ReplyI wonder if we'll ever find out where Emily is. She deserves a proper burial.
Reply"Help! Anyone!"
Reply"Punch! Master!"
Comedy gold.
I just thought of something that may, sadly, never happen.
ReplyPunchmaster V. Popsicle Pete. ONLY HE CAN SAVE US ALL.
It's for the best, Spartan. If it did, Punchmaster and Pete would cease to exist.
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Reply"Shoot a real horse! (While on it!)"
"... It's mother nature's way of throwing a car in reverse at 120mph!"
f**k yes. Glad you decided to smash out a man comic, Seanbaby.
PUNCH DELIVERY! Excuse me I have to go visit some friends now.
SEANBABY! used to love your articles in the wave-looks like you're still going strong!
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