Is Anyone Else Really Hoping For A Spinoff Of The Family Guy Spinoff?
Maybe I'm the only one, but I am really rooting for a Family Guy spinoff spinoff to brighten my Sunday nights. I don't know who or what it would be about, but there are rumblings on the internet that The Cleveland Show is getting a new spinoff series. For those not in the MacFarloop, The Cleveland Show focuses on the lifey antics of Cleveland Brown, a character originated from the popular Family Guy series. The show features Cleveland, his talking baby, the rest of his family, his friends, and a talking bear as they all do something or something else for twenty-two minutes.
I, for one, hope that this new show will be about the bear character and his family. They could call it Bear Home or maybe The Bear Character's Bear Home. I don't know, something catchy like that. He would have a talking bear family, a talking cat neighbor ("Paul"), and the family's pet could be something wacky like a talking human.
Man, this The Bear Character's Bear Home show is fucking hilarious. Hell, it's hi-bear-ious! I really hope they make a spinoff of Bear Home, because it already seems absolutely necessary. It could be about their cat neighbor! He can be adopted by the Griffin family and they can call it Family Guy 2: Paul In The Family. It would essentially just be one full hour of Family Guy, except in the second half there would also be a cat. Only the second half.
You know, what? Fuck it. Do a spinoff of Paul In The Family and call it Stewie's Way or Quagmire's Penis Blog. Anything, really. I just want us to get the weekly three-hour MacFarlane Marathon we deserve. Call it the MacFarathon or the Maratharlane, I don't care. Just do it.
And, yeah, you might be asking, "But what about The Simpsons? When would that air if there are all of these MacFarlane shows on Sundays?" You're asking those questions because you're unaware of the twist, which is that this isn't some sarcastic rant about Seth MacFarlane; it's a movie about how they should just cancel The Simpsons.
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Love,
M. Night Shyamalan
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ReplyO wow. I honestly did not suspect that ending.
Replyone of the best things iv'e seen on the site
ReplyOkay, THAT's funny.
ReplyI knew it!
ReplyHaha...Paul! That's a person's name...haha...Paul!
ReplyThis article was hibearlious.
Replyeverybody always seems to hate on cody but i dont really know why i think most of his stuff is pretty funny.
Replyi wish more people would hate on seanbaby that guy blows. i probably wouldnt hate him so much if he changed his f**king stupid name and graphic
Please stop existing.
notherearent.lie was pretty good.
ReplyI'm sure Cody'll pull it out the bag. I like reading his articles, not because I enjoy them (I don't) but I'm interested in seeing if he'll pull it out the bag before he gets cast in that huge pit in the middle of the cracked office. The one that needs to be filled every day or the guardian flame will go out and the banshees will come.
ReplyYou have to BELIEVE Cody.
This was actually pretty funny. Good job Cody.
Replylol, M. Night Shyamalan xD
ReplyWhile I agree with the underlying sentiment that Seth MacFarlane is a hack, you could've done a lot more with the article. This reads like it was pounded out on you lunch break.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesAlthough Seth Macfarlane is an insufferable douchebag, the point is lost when you're worse than the person you're making fun of. It's like if Roman Polanski ranted about how the pope is a pedophile.Family guy is hit or miss, Cody is just a miss that only 4th graders could like.
soo you just wait for cody to put something out then you read/watch it and the read all of the comments so you can toss your 4 page opinion in about how much you hate his stuff? thats really cool
... That was four pages? How large is your font? Dude - get your eyes checked out, that's not good for you.
Cody is probably the most hit-or-miss comedian I have ever seen. Things like your Valentines Day article from a while ago and this are awesome, but things like your Lost songs are just painful.
ReplyAlso, @ d_senti: YES.
I liked this. Short but sweet. And I think we can all agree they've spread the Mcfarlane style comedy way too thin and it sucks pretty hard most of the time now. It was the South Park episode that ruined it for me actually; all I could think was "they're so right...how did I never see this?!"
ReplyAnd Simpsons should've ended in 97.
I personally would like to see a spin-off for Mayor Adam West. There really doesn't have to be much of anything else, he is clearly one of the best Family Guy characters... "That there's MY steer Griffin!" lol
ReplyBut he's Catman! There would be plenty of excitement! XD
Ah Cody the ultimate polarisation on Cracked, personally I think you're ace.
ReplyThat's because you're from collegehumor. We can't take your opinion srsly.
I like American Dad the best...why not a series focusing on Stan's job there?
ReplyOr a spin off that is just VSE's (very special episodes) about racism and fat people only featuring that stupid f**king koala and Hayley.
Awesome article! I really like Cody, I think he's funny and ace.
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesActually, I wanted to say that a few times before, but wasn't registered so didn't bother. I have been compelled to register today to say it simply because there are always a few comments slagging off poor Cody - why the hate, people? If you don't like his stuff, why look at it in the first place? And when you do look at it and don't like it, why feel the need to post such horrid remarks? What do you get out of it, people who do this?
If I don't like something, I simply say to myself "Hmm, that was a bit rubbish" then look at something else and move on with my life! Unless I find whatever it was offensive in some way, I don't post negative comments about it and the author. It's a bit pointless and hateful.
Can't we all be nice? With puppies and rainbows and lollipops and stuff??
lol, this is the internet.
Listen swinkle, buddy, just because you're a self confident, life loving man who's an inhabitant of the physical world doesn't mean you can come on the internet, where we live (WE not YOU) and speak sense. When you signed up for the internet, did you read the entire user agreement before checking the box? I didn't think so. In capital letters, it was written that one "SHALL LEAVE ALL RATIONALITY BEHIND UPON ENTERING".
Now kindly throw all that idealism out the window or your isp will be notified.
^ This guy clearly doesn't get the joke.
Double G is right, you clearly don't understand the internet. May I suggest you cancel your AOL subscription?
I got soooo much more enjoyment out of reading DoubleG's comment then I did reading all of Cody's post.
Lol.... Who the hell uses AOL...???
nobody likes fapples
Ha. Your articles always make me laugh, Dr. Mister Cody. Paul in the Family. That's classic.
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